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December 27th, 2017, 03:27 PM	#1911
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	If you want a pet contact Palo5 or send him a mail at Petshopboys@gmail.com

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December 27th, 2017, 03:35 PM

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Then stole a baby from a Dingo and ate that instead

ball7 just informed that the best way to cook babies is to barbecue them. Much like chicken, it takes a little practice to get the baby cooked thoroughly without charring the outside.

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December 27th, 2017, 03:44 PM	#1913
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	This is Estreeter's car bumper sticker:

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December 27th, 2017, 04:04 PM	#1914
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	I have just had a long conversation with Jokerman. He is thinking of not only quitting this board, but also giving up his current lifestyle in order to become a gay pornstar. Last edited by ball7; December 27th, 2017 at 10:22 PM..

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December 27th, 2017, 06:41 PM	#1915
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December 27th, 2017, 08:31 PM	#1916
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December 27th, 2017, 10:23 PM	#1917
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	In Arabic Kelio is slang for "One who sleeps with his camel"

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December 27th, 2017, 11:34 PM	#1918
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December 28th, 2017, 08:03 AM	#1919
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	tygrkhat40 bought a blow up sex doll and rubs anchovies between it's legs for a realistic effect __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 28th, 2017, 02:12 PM

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tygrkhat40 bought a blow up sex doll and rubs anchovies between it's legs for a realistic effect

Anchovies? Too salty. Lake perch. That's the ticket.

Estreeter is a bricklayer. It's actually quite ingenious how he created the hole to go at it.

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