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**Mal Hombre** · March 16th, 2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

What if surgeons gloves were made out of recycled used condoms

French Ticklers or Ribbed ?

Estreeter · March 16th, 2019, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

French Ticklers or Ribbed ?

The patient should best answer that

**trailmaster** · March 16th, 2019, 10:37 AM

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Sounds good. I was in my local woods and I saw a big bush with some birds in it. I went over and put my hand into the bush to try to get one, but the birds flew away and something else in the bush grabbed my hand. I pulled my hand out and three of my fingers were missing and blood started to spray from my torn fingers. Then there was a roar and a wolverine came out of the bush and started to chase me. I ran,hoping to get back to my car. I pulled off my belt and tied it around my hand to try to slow the bleeding. By this time other woodland folk were coming out of their hiding places because they smelled blood: rabbits, squirrels, field mice, red fox and wolves. They spotted me and dashed, and I ran even faster, but was getting weak. I spotted my car up ahead and the door was unlocked. I got out my keys, but couldn't start the car, and by now all the animals had covered the car and were screeching at me. What do I do.....

The moral of this dumb story is don't put your hand into a strange bush!

Estreeter · March 16th, 2019, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

A bird in the oven is heaven , but not for the bird

**jomama** · March 16th, 2019, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

What if surgeons gloves were made out of recycled used condoms

hopefully not the used ones laying around Wal-Mart parking lots along with the manure packed diaper bombs you have to maneuver around

Estreeter · March 16th, 2019, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jomama

hopefully not the used ones laying around Wal-Mart parking lots along with the manure packed diaper bombs you have to maneuver around

Mate

Comments like that get you very far here

**sandhunter** · March 16th, 2019, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

The moral of this dumb story is don't put your hand into a strange bush!

I've got a friend who would disagree with you , he is always getting some strange

**Arturo2nd** · March 16th, 2019, 05:59 PM

I had a dream where my identity was stolen and I couldn't find the phone numbers to my bank and the identity protection service. The weird part was I wasn't even getting upset.

**Rogerbh** · March 16th, 2019, 06:01 PM

Where is Brian and what have you done with him?

MaxJoker · March 16th, 2019, 06:12 PM

Could Theresa May survive both her faces being held under water by me , while I watched an entire episode of Rising Damp ?

March 16th, 2019, 10:37 AM	#7263
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" Sounds good. I was in my local woods and I saw a big bush with some birds in it. I went over and put my hand into the bush to try to get one, but the birds flew away and something else in the bush grabbed my hand. I pulled my hand out and three of my fingers were missing and blood started to spray from my torn fingers. Then there was a roar and a wolverine came out of the bush and started to chase me. I ran,hoping to get back to my car. I pulled off my belt and tied it around my hand to try to slow the bleeding. By this time other woodland folk were coming out of their hiding places because they smelled blood: rabbits, squirrels, field mice, red fox and wolves. They spotted me and dashed, and I ran even faster, but was getting weak. I spotted my car up ahead and the door was unlocked. I got out my keys, but couldn't start the car, and by now all the animals had covered the car and were screeching at me. What do I do..... The moral of this dumb story is don't put your hand into a strange bush! Last edited by trailmaster; March 16th, 2019 at 11:41 AM..

March 16th, 2019, 06:12 PM	#7270
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March 16th, 2019, 05:59 PM	#7268
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	I had a dream where my identity was stolen and I couldn't find the phone numbers to my bank and the identity protection service. The weird part was I wasn't even getting upset.

March 16th, 2019, 06:01 PM	#7269
Rogerbh Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations Posts: 10,898 Thanks: 50,512 Thanked 91,151 Times in 10,746 Posts	Where is Brian and what have you done with him?