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Old December 13th, 2008, 08:11 PM   #11
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Now that's what I call a ROOT vegetable.
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Old December 13th, 2008, 09:52 PM   #12
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Would anybody like some vegetable soup?
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Old December 13th, 2008, 11:49 PM   #13
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A desperate attempt to distract attention from ridiculous shoes.
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Female environmentialist experiment with new type of biodegradable dildo in an effort to reduce the use of plastic...............
The new dildo had other advantage, such as they came in many shapes and sizes. The dildo could also be recycled into a very nice soup or used in a roast.
The only draw back, it only comes in one colour, orange with the green pull top..................

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  1. Suddenly, Kerry Katona's latest publicity stunt didn't seem such a good idea after all.
  2. Two portions of fruit and veg a day ...
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CSI Miami:"The die weapon is the hottest trail to the murderer - it must be Bugs Bunny!"
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Well Doctor, I said to him "this is your first meal as a vegetarian" then next thing I know I'm waking up in Hospital.

Bugs Bunny was really looking forward to lunch.

That's what it says on the packet, plant somewhere warm and in good light.
IKEA launch their new home gardening range !
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Well Doctor, I said to him "this is your first meal as a vegetarian" then next thing I know I'm waking up in Hospital.

Bugs Bunny was really looking forward to lunch.

That's what it says on the packet, plant somewhere warm and in good light.
She's hoping to use this as her Halloween costume!
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