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Ignorant American Genie grants your wish and now you have 1,000 pounds in your wallet. 1,000 pounds of what, you don't want to know.
I wish I could travel in time to observe and not interfere in historical events.
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July 5th, 2017, 08:31 PM | #3452 |
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Wish granted, but when you find out what actually happened during the Kennedy assassination, you just can't keep your mouth shut up in THIS time.
Turns out there are people in the US government who still care, and send some people to interfere - permanently - with you. I wish for completely perfect health until I reach the age of 110, at which point I die peacefully in my sleep.
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Ah but... You are now the saddest man on earth. You have watched your children grow old, ill and die - and all three of your wives. All your friends are dead long before you can celebrate your last birthday and you are too depressed to be bothered anyway. So it's self-fulfilling - on the eve of your 110th to take to your bed and wither away a broken man. Cheer up! It didn't really happen. I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt after finishing my cigarette and downing a can of strong lager as I wait at the starting blocks. |
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I wish that it was 1969 again and I was embarking on my first sexual encounter with the same girl...but this time I wasn't a complete prat. Last edited by Sir Honkers; July 5th, 2017 at 11:08 PM.. |
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Wish granted as we would all wish for that (apart from the 1969 bit for me as I would be underage) however you are just a beginner of a prat. You fumble with buttons, cannot get her bra undone, try to put your member inside her while she still has her alan whickers on (because some mate at school told you she can't get pregnant that way) and she decides that you will become a complete prat soon, so she dumps you.
I wish I still could, because it seems I can't anymore !
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Wish granted. Now you can, but you get caught doing it in public with delirious joy, and it's off to jail.
I wish for a solid gold beer stein stuffed with American 100 dollar bills.
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I wish I had quokka skin hat. |
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Wish granted, but Trailmaster finds out about your hat and goes apeshit.
He confronts you at the top of a tall escalator, and grabbing wildly at your hat, he causes you both to fall head over heels down the escalator steps. You hear sickening cracks as your arm and your leg break. the quokka skin hat somehow gets caught under the escalator tread, and wailing, Trailmaster sticks his hands under and tries to save it. However, all he manages to do is lose a few fingers. You wake up in the hospital charged with dealing in illegal quokka skins and cruelty to Trailmasters. I wish for a suitcase full of American 100 dollar bills, and every original roll of film from Carla Fernandez's porno pictorial shoots.
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I wish for a suitcase full of American 100 dollar bills, and every original roll of film from Carla Fernandez's porno pictorial shoots.
Wish granted. The suitcase is the size of your thumb and every single roll of film is so badly damaged - you can only make out part of her left breast. I wish this thread would reach 500 pages in the next two months |
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Wish granted.
But your hardware computer off the day it happens. Once fixed(It took one month!), we are at 600. I wish I finally win the "last post wins" thread! |
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