insults / put downs - Page 2

**pharoahegypt** · May 15th, 2014, 12:48 PM

"Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!" was one an old boss used a lot.

"As useful as a chocolate ashtray, on a speeding motorbike!" another frequent one here.

**ManofKent** · May 15th, 2014, 12:55 PM

"If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!"

**old alal** · May 16th, 2014, 09:30 AM

One I used to use when young and on the pull, that backfired

Me:- would you like to dance?

Her:- no thanks

Me:- OK I suppose a fuck's out of the question?

Her:- No actually, a fuck's perfectly acceptable, I just don't dance!

Me walk away tail between legs

**jerquer** · May 17th, 2014, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

Me:- OK I suppose a fuck's out of the question?

Her:- No actually, a fuck's perfectly acceptable, I just don't dance!

Reminds me of this zinger from a book on Australian TV history.

A popular show here during the late 60s and 70s was The Don Lane Show hosted by an expat New Yorker, Don Lane the "lanky yank".

When Sammy Davis Jr toured Australia Lane got him on the show of course and Sammy did a production number backed by a bevy of tall, leggy dancers in skimpy outfits.

During rehearsals Sammy sidled up to one of the girls.

"Hey babe, what would you say to a little fuck?"

She looked down at him and replied:

"I'd say PISS OFF, YOU LITTLE FUCK!"

**tun** · May 17th, 2014, 01:28 PM

They named a town after you - Leatherhead.

You remind me of the prime minister - he was brought up at Eton, you were eaten and brought up.

**tygrkhat40** · May 17th, 2014, 02:41 PM

He'd make a beautiful corpse.

**SanteeFats** · May 17th, 2014, 03:07 PM

Fatty, fatty, two by four, couldn't get through the bathroom door

**old alal** · May 17th, 2014, 05:01 PM

He's got a reach impediment

**spartaneric** · May 23rd, 2014, 05:16 AM

When you were born, the doctor smacked your mother!

(If you have to ask me to explain....)

**tygrkhat40** · May 23rd, 2014, 03:35 PM

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

May 15th, 2014, 12:48 PM	#11
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May 16th, 2014, 09:30 AM	#13
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	One I used to use when young and on the pull, that backfired Me:- would you like to dance? Her:- no thanks Me:- OK I suppose a fuck's out of the question? Her:- No actually, a fuck's perfectly acceptable, I just don't dance! Me walk away tail between legs __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,847 Thanked 165,495 Times in 4,743 Posts	They named a town after you - Leatherhead. You remind me of the prime minister - he was brought up at Eton, you were eaten and brought up.

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