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March 9th, 2014, 06:49 PM | #11 |
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My dad used to say this 1:
Humpty Dumpty, Sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty, Had a great fall, All the King's horses, And all the King's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again, So they had scrambled eggs for breakfast. A couple of silly things I used to hear: Lift the seat, Before you pee, Because next to sit, Might be me. I like pop, I like sis, Lift the seat, Before you piss. Another silly rhyme I used to hear: Down by the river where nobody goes, Mary Jane was taking off her clothes, When along came a hippee swinging a chain, Pulled down his pants and out it came. Big brass balls, An electric cock, Gave Mary Jane, One hell of a shock. One month later all was well, Three months later it started to swell, Nine months later out it came, A little brass hippee swinging a chain. |
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March 10th, 2014, 03:02 PM | #12 |
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Mary had a little lamb...with mint jelly.
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April 22nd, 2014, 03:16 PM | #13 |
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Huh , but my shiny cheap suited, big haired ,platform shoe wearing thirty seven year old , never charged my parents, baby sitter always sang it to me, so he did.
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April 22nd, 2014, 11:14 PM | #14 |
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One I learned when I was about 7:
Davy Crockett went to the moon in a Rocket, His balls went clang, his dick went bang, and he found His arse in His pocket.
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