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November 24th, 2017, 07:23 PM	#1451
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,396 Times in 9,160 Posts	ball7 came up with the line for Dave Lister in Red Dwarf episode Marooned. Lister ''Now i know why a dog licks it's testicles. It's to take away the taste of the food. '' __________________

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ball7 came up with the line for Dave Lister in Red Dwarf episode Marooned.

Lister ''Now i know why a dog licks it's testicles. It's to take away the taste of the food. ''

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But I had to eat a lot of dog food in order to come up with that line.

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November 24th, 2017, 08:24 PM	#1453
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	Mal Hombre is a friend to every man and women in Utah. To some he is more than a friend.

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November 24th, 2017, 08:25 PM	#1454
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	Palo sees deaf people

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November 25th, 2017, 10:35 PM	#1455
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,385 Times in 13,886 Posts	young Mal-Hombre grew up next door to Gary Glitter and always hung out at GG's house

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November 26th, 2017, 10:43 AM	#1456
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November 26th, 2017, 03:24 PM	#1457
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Brecht is mischievous. He eats many beans, then goes to right wing political rallies with his socialist saboteur friends. When the main speaker arrives, he farts non-stop into an ultra-powerful megaphone

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts	Estreeter lies about his golf game. He has only one club, a putter, and thinks that hole with the windmill is a bitch. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 26th, 2017, 04:17 PM	#1459
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter only plays mini-golf. He can't afford more, because he has 23 children from six different women, and the government redistributes his income

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November 26th, 2017, 04:52 PM	#1460
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,385 Times in 13,886 Posts	Tygrkhat40 goes to every NY Jets football game and roots for them to win

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