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Old August 21st, 2018, 01:23 PM   #1661
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On the dark web Trailmaster found a device which allows him to watch the X-rated version of any movie

He's currently enjoying watching reruns of his favorite TV show



And he made sure Tony Danza is no longer in it.
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Old August 21st, 2018, 01:32 PM   #1662
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Jenny has just gotten a part time job and it is terrifying her neighbors.
I'd rather, though wouldn't buy any, I hope have Jenny knock on my door selling Avon than you knocking on my door selling Tupperwear



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Old August 21st, 2018, 03:23 PM   #1663
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Just posted by GM's parents on the attic door.


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I'm saying nothing..
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I'm saying nothing..

You don't need too, a picture is suppose to be worth a 1,000 words.
Of course the real question is whose hand is it and if it ain't yours I do not want to know how it was obtained. Well maybe.
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You can't be that green, Man..
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Except that the one shown in the photo is from Apple. I only use Windows equipment!
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Except that the one shown in the photo is from Apple. I only use Windows equipment!
Commodore 64 also
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