What if you lived in Australia?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Estreeter`s missus by now would have begged him to stop going on golfing trips with me, that always tended to last at least an entire drunken fast food filled month at a time.

Hey, It ain't my fault you'd agree too have a golfing trip where nobody comes home till one of us get's a hole in one on a par 5 after downing 3 triple bacon cheeseburgers before teeing off

[rustler]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Those beliefs that Aussies are kind of off beat and not quite normal I'm going out of my way too dissolve

Ya see, we have a proud military history, fought wars and helped influence their outcome,

So, here's a war that we fought

The Great Emu War

Yeah, and Rod Hull won that one!!

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Those beliefs that Aussies are kind of off beat and not quite normal I'm going out of my way too dissolve

Good thinking. With the current political climate we need those tourism dollars. Although it's probably best not to travel by boat, in case 'they' take you to be 'boat people'.



I see Tassie's won the bogan of the year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ve4bOMAotA
Although that's probably not great for tourism. Wonder if bogans bite the heads off crocodiles?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by blondifan

Although that's probably not great for tourism. Wonder if bogans bite the heads off crocodiles?

Any self respecting Croc wouldn't be stupid enough too get close too a Bogan

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

Of course, this is normal

This ain't, this is what Bogans are



Just like Rednecks, but without the deep south religious factor

[Greenman]

Anybody watch John Bishop's Australia last night. He is recreating a trip he made when he was 25(and trying to decide whether to marry his girlfriend or not) cycling from Sydney to Cairns. Showed Sydney in a good light and he also fulfilled the chance to see the Blue Mountains(something he missed the last time) He also swam with dolphins and spoke to an indigenous native(Aborigine) of an area that he said he could never leave-(that's the Aborigine not John) Pt2 next Monday 9pm, BBC1 or catch up on the worldwide BBC iplayer system www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer

[blondifan]

Continuing to 'do my bit' for Austr'alien' tourism..

Well it worked for the Addams family!

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by blondifan

Continuing to 'do my bit' for Austr'alien' tourism..

that'll teach Batman we don't take kindly to vigilantes Down Under

[effCup]

Originally Posted by blondifan

bf: why are you holding GM by his hind legs like that?

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by effCup

bf: why are you holding GM by his hind legs like that?

Just trying to make 'em feel a little more comfortable.



On a somewhat more serious note. Don't open emails proclaiming to be 'from' Green Winick http://livenews.co.nz/2014/07/14/war...k-email-virus/
They sent some to me. I don't know where they think I am.