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June 21st, 2018, 07:41 PM	#1411
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,983 Times in 15,730 Posts	What do you call a pool full of black kids? Cocoa Puffs What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive What's long and hard on a black man? First grade What do you call a black man who has just been pulled over by the police? Dead

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June 22nd, 2018, 02:15 PM	#1412
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't know what upset my wife more ?, Her walking in on me having sex with our daughter , Or the fact the hospital had allowed me to bring a stillborn baby home. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 24th, 2018, 03:36 PM	#1413
bjcb0 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: East Sussex and France Posts: 308 Thanks: 5,895 Thanked 3,770 Times in 308 Posts	Q: What's Harvey Weinstein's new film? A: Planet of the Rapes.

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June 24th, 2018, 03:56 PM	#1414
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What’s worse than a priest fucking a little boy ? , The little boy saying he’s had better. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 27th, 2018, 10:50 AM	#1415
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you know the T in T-Rex stands for Thalidomide , Because of their funny little arms. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 29th, 2018, 01:57 PM	#1416
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Wife came home early last night and caught me licking her sister out , Was that embarrassed almost dropped the urn. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 1st, 2018, 02:45 PM	#1417
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How do you pick up a Jewish girl ? , Between 1939/45 with a dustpan and brush. Intend to open a discount clothing store specifically for Blacks , Going to call it Primate. Why do Jews wear Yamakas ? , Is cheaper than buying a whole hat. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 3rd, 2018, 05:41 PM	#1418
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you hear about the retarded blind man ? , He bled to death trying to read a cheese grater. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 4th, 2018, 09:12 AM	#1419
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,827 Times in 60,322 Posts	I took my daughter down to a park today to feed the ducks... The ungrateful bastards spat her out __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 4th, 2018, 02:55 PM	#1420
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	They say on average someone with HIV can live until seventy , No wonder all Africans want it then , The thing triples their life expectancy. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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