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Old October 16th, 2016, 12:10 PM   #1
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Smile Pavel Scratchenitch Pigeon English Thread

Hallo,
My name are Pavel and here are thread where we mus speak in the broken Engleesh.
I know many peeple woh ask why we mus type in the tongue of the England Queen and I are confuse too.
but, it are in forum rule-book, so we are good members.
My sister say I am big member & she be a good judge,
sounds from bedroom.. she is knowing many members

So If you have question or jus like to speak your brains, here is this place

Pleas do not give offence to every member or be rude to countries
or i set my dog Tabor to see you

for he are evil and will bite yo on bumside

you're frend,
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Old October 16th, 2016, 12:24 PM   #2
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Unt I iss Mybol,

I zumtymes iss confussled by Ingleess as spokken by nateevz unt vud zumtimes nide elp myzeffel

Ures in owp

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Fukabloodysheet! I speak English good like You not know I not born here..
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Hallo Mr Mybol
I are pleesed to greet yoo, Inglish are a very confusy thing.
sometime, I have word stuck in mi fingers,
but I have no way to spill it.
What are I to do?

I say, goggle translat can be help


my sister also use a lot of goggle
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Deerz Mr Pavelz

I amz not undeystainz youz. I aim in mystery

Yuri Chernobyl
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Hallo & Greetz to you Mr Yuri sorry for all my confusi

yes, My endgland is not goo, but i try to expand it.
Please do no be in mystrie, Pavel are here to help and wherev I am poor, mi sister gives good helpings. She teach me better words she learn from tourist (when she not busy making with webcamra)
she also licks it here at the VeF and can help you off
I am hope that we talk Mr CherNOByl that are how we learns
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for he are evil and will bite yo on bumside
U, U are evil one, I no saya hello to U

Vy U kick my dog and call him fuck off
Vy

Fuck U
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Pigeon English: Coo. Coo? Coo!
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U, U are evil one, I no saya hello to U

Vy U kick my dog and call him fuck off
Vy

Fuck U
Pleaz Mr Estreet,

why you so angery? I hav no kicks for your dog,

but I did call him Fvck U Bast

Mi sister say he was sniffing round her netherlands

yo should best get him STD injecting

Hallo Mr Bombingmouse
Coo Coo to Yoo Too
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Pleaz Mr Estreet,

why you so angery?
Whoo Me Angery I no angery, to you, I angrey everybody I cumma to you country, no money, no work, I do nutting alla day

I go da raycetrack, looza da money from dole, an youa kick my dog, ahhh duzza no matter, Vietman man nexa door woz going to eat him one dinner time
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