Ever been caught wanking? - Page 2

traderh · May 18th, 2009, 11:43 AM

been close on a few occasions, but im reminded of a friend who got caught by his sister and blurted out by way of an excuse 'it was warm, so i thought i'd take my trousers off'

SlipExplorer · July 9th, 2009, 01:39 PM

I had stolen one of my mothers slips and put it on a pillow to have my usual fun pretending it was slip clad women. There in front of me was an open news mag that an ad with a pretty women in a dress (and in my imaginatioin a slip) and I was going full steam pretending to be doing that women. My mother opened the door just at the wrong moment and I lost concentration. Instead of shooting onto a towel I shot on to her slip. She never said a word, just turned and walked out. I put her slip back without washing it, but I never heard anything about that either.

Now days my wife and I enjoy masturbating with each other. She will go at it with me on my knees between her legs doing the same so we can watch each other. Sometimes I shoot on to her belly, other times she takes me in for the final moment.

**Sharkhunter** · July 9th, 2009, 02:36 PM

Never been caught, thank God. Well, not when I have not wanted to. The girlfriend once "caught" me wanking over a copy of Club and after having a laugh reading through some of the sex stories let me fuck her brains out.

cjnj · December 31st, 2009, 02:11 PM

My mom walked in on me when I was about 14, she was pretty cool about it, just kinda looked shocked then closed the door. We had a 'heart-to-heart talk' later that afternoon where she explained that it was normal and that she and Dad also did it occasionally but that it was important to keep it private. She also explained that now that I had become "of that age" we should all be more careful about we respected each others privacy. This was an obvious reference to how I often walked into her room as she was getting ready for work. You can just imagine how hard I was during this little chat and how devastated I was that I would no longer be able to watch her getting dressed for work.

**tabler** · December 31st, 2009, 02:32 PM

Bloody hell buddy,...you got a boner watching your mum getting dressed?...Freud would have a field day!

**Mal Hombre** · December 31st, 2009, 02:44 PM

No,He got a boner listening to his Mum talk about wanking,That's better I think....

SlipExplorer · December 31st, 2009, 06:36 PM

Either one would do the trick at the right age, and has before.

**nevermind** · January 1st, 2010, 12:18 PM

One of our replying members could be George Michael...!!!!

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**stantine** · January 1st, 2010, 05:08 PM

an ex girlfriend used to like to watch me wank off for her,she'd stay dressed and wanted me to strip naked,and wank for her,,,,does that count

minky951 · January 2nd, 2010, 01:33 PM

Was once watching a porn vid (pre interweb days) on tv in downstairs front room mid afternoon curtains open quiet cul-de-sac. Must have been a good bit as I hadn't noticed the nextdoor neighbours car pull-up. Only realised when she glared directly at me after the car door had slammed, me with pants down cock in hand mid stroke! Which was nice.

May 18th, 2009, 11:43 AM	#11
traderh Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 317 Thanked 400 Times in 34 Posts	been close on a few occasions, but im reminded of a friend who got caught by his sister and blurted out by way of an excuse 'it was warm, so i thought i'd take my trousers off' __________________ ooooff!

December 31st, 2009, 02:32 PM	#15
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,519 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Bloody hell buddy,...you got a boner watching your mum getting dressed?...Freud would have a field day! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!* Last edited by tabler; December 31st, 2009 at 02:51 PM..

December 31st, 2009, 02:44 PM	#16
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January 1st, 2010, 12:18 PM	#18
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July 9th, 2009, 01:39 PM	#12
SlipExplorer Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 16 Thanks: 7,666 Thanked 210 Times in 16 Posts	I had stolen one of my mothers slips and put it on a pillow to have my usual fun pretending it was slip clad women. There in front of me was an open news mag that an ad with a pretty women in a dress (and in my imaginatioin a slip) and I was going full steam pretending to be doing that women. My mother opened the door just at the wrong moment and I lost concentration. Instead of shooting onto a towel I shot on to her slip. She never said a word, just turned and walked out. I put her slip back without washing it, but I never heard anything about that either. Now days my wife and I enjoy masturbating with each other. She will go at it with me on my knees between her legs doing the same so we can watch each other. Sometimes I shoot on to her belly, other times she takes me in for the final moment.

July 9th, 2009, 02:36 PM	#13
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	Never been caught, thank God. Well, not when I have not wanted to. The girlfriend once "caught" me wanking over a copy of Club and after having a laugh reading through some of the sex stories let me fuck her brains out.

December 31st, 2009, 02:11 PM	#14
cjnj Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: USA Posts: 42 Thanks: 6,206 Thanked 8,731 Times in 233 Posts	My mom walked in on me when I was about 14, she was pretty cool about it, just kinda looked shocked then closed the door. We had a 'heart-to-heart talk' later that afternoon where she explained that it was normal and that she and Dad also did it occasionally but that it was important to keep it private. She also explained that now that I had become "of that age" we should all be more careful about we respected each others privacy. This was an obvious reference to how I often walked into her room as she was getting ready for work. You can just imagine how hard I was during this little chat and how devastated I was that I would no longer be able to watch her getting dressed for work.

December 31st, 2009, 06:36 PM	#17
SlipExplorer Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 16 Thanks: 7,666 Thanked 210 Times in 16 Posts	Either one would do the trick at the right age, and has before.

January 1st, 2010, 05:08 PM	#19
stantine Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: England Posts: 758 Thanks: 21,304 Thanked 20,221 Times in 752 Posts	an ex girlfriend used to like to watch me wank off for her,she'd stay dressed and wanted me to strip naked,and wank for her,,,,does that count

January 2nd, 2010, 01:33 PM	#20
minky951 Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19 Thanks: 11 Thanked 180 Times in 17 Posts	Was once watching a porn vid (pre interweb days) on tv in downstairs front room mid afternoon curtains open quiet cul-de-sac. Must have been a good bit as I hadn't noticed the nextdoor neighbours car pull-up. Only realised when she glared directly at me after the car door had slammed, me with pants down cock in hand mid stroke! Which was nice.