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Plumber From Leigh
There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said 'Stop your plumbing, 'There's somebody coming.' 'I know,' said the plumber, 'It's me.' |
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January 13th, 2010, 11:19 PM | #52 |
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A Man From Belfast
There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were made of brass When he ran through the hether His balls clanged together And lightning shot out of his ass. |
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January 25th, 2010, 02:10 AM | #53 |
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As spoken by Sir Guy Grand:
There was a young lady of Exeter And all the men threw their sex at her. Just to be rude She lay in the nude! While her parent, a pervert, took peeks at her! |
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There was a young man of Chistlehurst
Who couldn't piss 'til he whistled first. One day in June He forgot his tune, "Dum dee dada ...". And his bladder burst. e.d. |
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There was a young wanker named Bert
Who played with his cock till it hurt: Though longish and thick, And hard as a brick, Alas, it just wouldn't squirt! |
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February 7th, 2010, 01:38 PM | #56 |
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There was a young lady from Leigh
Who wanked-off three times before tea: At the drop of a hat, She'd show you her twat - Except when she needed to pee. |
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February 7th, 2010, 08:22 PM | #57 |
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There once was a lady called Lumm,
Who liked a big cock up her bum - She wanked like a trannie, At her own fanny, And always continued to cum! |
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February 8th, 2010, 01:48 AM | #58 |
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Two sluts in a tub I don't know, I just made that up and cant finish it off
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There was a young lady from Bude Who went for a swim in the nude; A man in a punt Grabbed hold of her cunt And said, ""You can't swim here, it's rude." |
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Effie was never good-looking,
And most of her features need tucking; But when she showed-off her twat, Which was hairy and fat, She always got a good fucking! |
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