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There once was a man from Uppingham
Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham Watching the stunts of the cunts in the punts And the tools of the fools who were fucking 'em |
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There was a young lady from Hitchin
Who kept scratching her crotch in the kitchen Her mother said "Rose, it's crabs I suppose" She said "Bollocks, get on with your knitting." |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her fanny Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock coz Jill was a damned tranny
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There was a young man from Kent
Whose penis was terribly bent To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went |
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There was a young man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin He had room for his gas, his gloves, and his ass but his balls hung out and he lost 'em. |
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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon ten thousand volts shot up its arse and now its wool is nylon! There was a young girl called Jill who used a dynamite stick for a thrill they found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil! There was a young girl from utoxeter to whom all the young men flashed their cocks at her but she had the pox before all their cox and she poxed all the cocks in Utoxeter. Last edited by rustler; October 27th, 2010 at 11:45 AM.. |
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There was a young man from Brazil
Who swallowed a dynamite pill His arse backfired His balls retired and his cock landed over the hill There was a young man called Crocket Who went to the moon in a rocket The rocket went bang His knickers went twang And his balls ended up in his pocket |
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There was a young girl from Tonga
Who used to diddle herself with a conger. When asked how it feels To be pleasured by eels, She said, "Just like a man, only longer." |
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There was a young girl from Kilkenny
Who'd go all the the way for a penny But for half of that sum You could finger her bum A source of amusement for many! |
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