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July 27th, 2017, 05:46 PM	#141
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,059 Thanks: 54,291 Thanked 117,210 Times in 7,077 Posts	penis? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 27th, 2017, 05:47 PM	#142
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,721 Thanked 855,789 Times in 57,567 Posts	A needle... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 27th, 2017, 05:49 PM	#143
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	A needle?

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July 27th, 2017, 09:47 PM

#144

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

A needle...

Quote:

Originally Posted by footstep

A needle?

2 needles

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July 27th, 2017, 09:59 PM	#145
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,059 Thanks: 54,291 Thanked 117,210 Times in 7,077 Posts	Would a pair of short-sighted needles need glasses? sorry that wasnt a riddle ,just idle hands while waiting for Lobster __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by teaktop; July 27th, 2017 at 10:16 PM..

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July 27th, 2017, 10:14 PM	#146
cicciobuki supermoderateur Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Belgium Posts: 24,373 Thanks: 157,836 Thanked 321,450 Times in 24,288 Posts	blind ?

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July 28th, 2017, 01:32 AM

#147

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

A needle...

Correct

Mal got it two minutes earlier.

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July 28th, 2017, 09:17 AM	#148
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,721 Thanked 855,789 Times in 57,567 Posts	Ok then,This is one place in the South Pacific where there is a lot of pressure... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 28th, 2017, 01:03 PM	#149
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,059 Thanks: 54,291 Thanked 117,210 Times in 7,077 Posts	Marina trench __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 28th, 2017, 01:47 PM	#150
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,721 Thanked 855,789 Times in 57,567 Posts	That's the bunny..Over To You.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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