Things to do before you die

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2009, 12:50 PM

You know those mental lists we keep in our heads or sometimes on paper ,of things we`d ultimately like to do but just haven`t got round to yet. Not talking about fanciful ideas of walking on the moon (Although you`d be the first one to actually do so if you did) either , but things you could do and would like to tick off before you shuffle off .

Well do you have such a list and if so what is it ?

**billybunter** · March 13th, 2009, 02:33 PM

I've been to the moon and it's not much to write home about. They don't sell scrumpy jack either...

Estreeter · March 13th, 2009, 03:04 PM

1, Punch my boss in the mouth

2, Punch my boss in the mouth

3, Punch my boss in the mouth

4, Punch my boss in the mouth

5, Punch my boss in the mouth

6, Punch my boss in the mouth

7, Punch my boss in the mouth

8, Punch my boss in the mouth

9, Punch my boss in the mouth

10,Ask him for a pay raise

MaxJoker · March 14th, 2009, 02:25 AM

Appreciate the contributions fellow forum members , them lists is good reading

Here are my ten technically achievable "To do`s "

1) Drive off a pier
2) Trip up Mickey Mouse at Euro Disney
3) Visit Marks food hall then eat and drink as much as i can before security arrives
4) Spend a day gatecrashing wedding ceremony's and objecting
5) Have a fireworks battle a`la Fandango
6) Irradiate a spider and let it bite me
7) Date Kimberly Walsh
8) Preach the holy gospel outside a Mosque right after prayers
9) Ask the kid behind the counter at McDonald's to explain the entire menu during lunch time rush hour
10) Make a movie of my life

Estreeter · March 14th, 2009, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Appreciate the contributions fellow forum members , them lists is good reading

Here are my ten technically achievable "To do`s "

8) Preach the holy gospel outside a Mosque right after prayers

10) Make a movie of my life

These 2 i HAVE to see

**Farowt** · March 14th, 2009, 07:47 AM

Let me see, where to start? Okay, here we go:

1) Spend 30 days seeing all of Australia that I can with a local beauty.
2) Spend 60 days exploring all of europe with a babe from each country I'm visiting.
3) Spend 60 days cruising between all of the south pacific islands, and yes, hooking up with a local wahine at every port.
4) Spend 15 days in New Zealand seeing all I can with a native beauty.
5) Spend 15 days in Japan seeing all I can from the window of the best Geisha house to be found.
6) Spend a SUMMER seeing all of Russia and eastern europe with a local beauty from each country as my personal guide and companion.
7) Ride my motorcycle across Canada (during the SUMMER) with a "snow bunny" hanging on tight.
8) Have a threesome (FF/Me) in the White House!
9) Fuck in space!
10) Live long enough to brag about it.

Estreeter · March 14th, 2009, 06:31 PM

1, get all my ex's to admit everything was their fault

2, gat all my ex's to make me another meal and say their sorry

3, get all my ex's to clean my house

4, get all my ex's to give me $10,000 for the hell of it

5, get all my ex's to walk my dogs daily

6, get all my ex's to take back everything they said after we split

7, get all my ex's to ask me to have sex with their mothers and sisters

8, get all my ex's to wash my cars every week
9, get all my ex's to hand back everything i gave them
10,Tell all my ex's that i still have photos

**TCO95** · March 15th, 2009, 03:18 PM

1) Beat up a politician
2) Celebrate with Angel Dark
3) Recover from my heart attack (see step 2)
4) Shove a politician in front of a bus
5) Celebrate with Monica Sweetheart
6) Celebrate step 5 by shooting a politician
7) Celebrate with Nikki Nova
8) Financially destroy a politician and successfully frame another politician
9) Celebrate with Julia Ann and Lisa Ann
10) Repeat steps 1-9.

**27cows** · March 15th, 2009, 03:26 PM

Die? I'm gonna be the bugger who discovers the secret of eternal life

**BigBucket** · March 15th, 2009, 11:58 PM

Take a time travel trip and kick Hitler in the bollocks.
Take a time travel trip back to when i was 21 and scared away the love of my life because i was an immature kn*b and kick me in the bollocks.
Develop immortality.
Develop Hyperdrive.
Leave this planet behind.
Take a trip around the galaxy and see all its wonders.
Just take with me clones of my fave babes for company, sex and to be my ship crew.
Own a Bugatti Veyron, Pagani Zonda, Mercedes SLR, Aston Martin DB9.
Have all of Bill Gates money.
Find out who the Stig actually is.

March 13th, 2009, 12:50 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Things to do before you die You know those mental lists we keep in our heads or sometimes on paper ,of things we`d ultimately like to do but just haven`t got round to yet. Not talking about fanciful ideas of walking on the moon (Although you`d be the first one to actually do so if you did) either , but things you could do and would like to tick off before you shuffle off . Well do you have such a list and if so what is it ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 13th, 2009, 03:04 PM	#3
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,723 Times in 60,308 Posts	1, Punch my boss in the mouth 2, Punch my boss in the mouth 3, Punch my boss in the mouth 4, Punch my boss in the mouth 5, Punch my boss in the mouth 6, Punch my boss in the mouth 7, Punch my boss in the mouth 8, Punch my boss in the mouth 9, Punch my boss in the mouth 10,Ask him for a pay raise __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 14th, 2009, 02:25 AM	#4
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Appreciate the contributions fellow forum members , them lists is good reading Here are my ten technically achievable "To do`s " 1) Drive off a pier 2) Trip up Mickey Mouse at Euro Disney 3) Visit Marks food hall then eat and drink as much as i can before security arrives 4) Spend a day gatecrashing wedding ceremony's and objecting 5) Have a fireworks battle a`la Fandango 6) Irradiate a spider and let it bite me 7) Date Kimberly Walsh 8) Preach the holy gospel outside a Mosque right after prayers 9) Ask the kid behind the counter at McDonald's to explain the entire menu during lunch time rush hour 10) Make a movie of my life __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 14th, 2009, 07:47 AM	#6
Farowt Former Staff Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Golden State Posts: 2,268 Thanks: 23,556 Thanked 34,070 Times in 2,230 Posts	Let me see, where to start? Okay, here we go: 1) Spend 30 days seeing all of Australia that I can with a local beauty. 2) Spend 60 days exploring all of europe with a babe from each country I'm visiting. 3) Spend 60 days cruising between all of the south pacific islands, and yes, hooking up with a local wahine at every port. 4) Spend 15 days in New Zealand seeing all I can with a native beauty. 5) Spend 15 days in Japan seeing all I can from the window of the best Geisha house to be found. 6) Spend a SUMMER seeing all of Russia and eastern europe with a local beauty from each country as my personal guide and companion. 7) Ride my motorcycle across Canada (during the SUMMER) with a "snow bunny" hanging on tight. 8) Have a threesome (FF/Me) in the White House! 9) Fuck in space! 10) Live long enough to brag about it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me with any link problems. Don't post your thanks, hit the "Thanks" button! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Farowt; March 14th, 2009 at 08:22 AM.. Reason: Typo

March 14th, 2009, 06:31 PM	#7
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,723 Times in 60,308 Posts	1, get all my ex's to admit everything was their fault 2, gat all my ex's to make me another meal and say their sorry 3, get all my ex's to clean my house 4, get all my ex's to give me $10,000 for the hell of it 5, get all my ex's to walk my dogs daily 6, get all my ex's to take back everything they said after we split 7, get all my ex's to ask me to have sex with their mothers and sisters 8, get all my ex's to wash my cars every week 9, get all my ex's to hand back everything i gave them 10,Tell all my ex's that i still have photos __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 13th, 2009, 02:33 PM	#2
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I've been to the moon and it's not much to write home about. They don't sell scrumpy jack either...

March 15th, 2009, 03:18 PM	#8
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	1) Beat up a politician 2) Celebrate with Angel Dark 3) Recover from my heart attack (see step 2) 4) Shove a politician in front of a bus 5) Celebrate with Monica Sweetheart 6) Celebrate step 5 by shooting a politician 7) Celebrate with Nikki Nova 8) Financially destroy a politician and successfully frame another politician 9) Celebrate with Julia Ann and Lisa Ann 10) Repeat steps 1-9.

March 15th, 2009, 03:26 PM	#9
27cows Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 368 Thanks: 9,524 Thanked 5,514 Times in 363 Posts	Die? I'm gonna be the bugger who discovers the secret of eternal life

March 15th, 2009, 11:58 PM	#10
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,404 Times in 770 Posts	Take a time travel trip and kick Hitler in the bollocks. Take a time travel trip back to when i was 21 and scared away the love of my life because i was an immature kn*b and kick me in the bollocks. Develop immortality. Develop Hyperdrive. Leave this planet behind. Take a trip around the galaxy and see all its wonders. Just take with me clones of my fave babes for company, sex and to be my ship crew. Own a Bugatti Veyron, Pagani Zonda, Mercedes SLR, Aston Martin DB9. Have all of Bill Gates money. Find out who the Stig actually is.

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