X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 38

**bp666** · December 27th, 2016, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Heeeeey

Let`s leave me out of this

I did leave you out of it. I said travelling dildo salesmen.

You said you only sold locally!!

Mung Hom · December 30th, 2016, 10:08 PM

451:
Put your cock between her tits and she'll moan like she's being bulldozed

**bawjaws** · December 30th, 2016, 10:53 PM

452 every changing cubicle has a hidden camera
453 any couple on a nudist beach will screw each other in a variety of positions

**rosestone** · December 31st, 2016, 10:19 AM

454. If a girl is attracted to her boyfriend's best friend, she will insist on having sex with him right then and there, while her boyfriend is in the room watching TV or playing a video game.

Rather than reality, where she would begin a subtle campaign of undermining his current girlfriend's confidence using facebook, friends of friends, and pretending to be her bestie. She'll get close to him and allude to how sexually adventurous she is, without actually doing anything. Then when everyone is too exhausted by all this, she'll leave her current boyfriend and become involved with his best friend, and he, though sorry for the emotional fracas, will at least look forward to some fulfilling bedroom antics, only to discover that his new girlfriend is only really interested in her own need to be constantly told how wonderful she is, and that if his praise dips below the level that she deems acceptable she will feel justified in making his life an abject misery because relationships are about 'needs', by which she means her needs, because when it comes to his 'needs' she'll say she wants him to open up and talk about it, but when he does she'll realise that his needs might involve something other than telling her how wonderful she is and how much he loves her, so she'll tell him he's disgusting and he's lucky that she even lets him take her out to places that he can't afford, while the poor moron wonders what the hell happened because he was just playing video games with his best mate, and why men are so dumb and why women are never bloody satisfied.

Eibhlin04 · January 1st, 2017, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rosestone

454. If a girl is attracted to her boyfriend's best friend, she will insist on having sex with him right then and there, while her boyfriend is in the room watching TV or playing a video game.

Rather than reality, where she would begin a subtle campaign of undermining his current girlfriend's confidence using facebook, friends of friends, and pretending to be her bestie. She'll get close to him and allude to how sexually adventurous she is, without actually doing anything. Then when everyone is too exhausted by all this, she'll leave her current boyfriend and become involved with his best friend, and he, though sorry for the emotional fracas, will at least look forward to some fulfilling bedroom antics, only to discover that his new girlfriend is only really interested in her own need to be constantly told how wonderful she is, and that if his praise dips below the level that she deems acceptable she will feel justified in making his life an abject misery because relationships are about 'needs', by which she means her needs, because when it comes to his 'needs' she'll say she wants him to open up and talk about it, but when he does she'll realise that his needs might involve something other than telling her how wonderful she is and how much he loves her, so she'll tell him he's disgusting and he's lucky that she even lets him take her out to places that he can't afford, while the poor moron wonders what the hell happened because he was just playing video games with his best mate, and why men are so dumb and why women are never bloody satisfied.

When they make porn with stories in them they are always stupid and that is what the men in this thread are saying. But this idea of what a girl would really do it totally wrong too. Maybe a very small amount of girls would act like this but lots of men behave very badly too. Just saying.

**HugoHackenbush** · January 14th, 2017, 06:49 PM

455. If you are camping, make sure to take a nude swim in the adjacent lake. This will cause a big-titted blonde to ride by on a bicycle, and upon seeing you she will immediately stop, get off her bicycle, and have sex with you in the field next to your tent.

**old alal** · January 16th, 2017, 12:01 PM

456. 90% of men do not wear underpants.

**HugoHackenbush** · January 29th, 2017, 02:00 PM

457. At any point during a good shag, you can pull your cock out and the woman will be happy to start sucking you off. She will be unconcerned with what hole, or whose hole, your cock was just in.

**Rodster363** · March 24th, 2017, 01:15 PM

458. Pizza delivery guys always arrive with their cocks shoved through the middle of the box and up through the pizza waiting to be sucked which, the girl answering the door always does because she never has money to pay for the pizza.

Pizza delivery girls always arrive and happily exchange being paid for the pizza by sucking off the guy who answers the door because he never has money. For fun, pizza girl will slide the pizza down over his cock.

Either way, a cock can tolerate hot mozzarella cheese ticking to it.

MaxJoker · March 24th, 2017, 06:53 PM

That every male "Actor" is shockingly unendowed

Compared to us members I mean

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rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,957 Times in 2,261 Posts	454. If a girl is attracted to her boyfriend's best friend, she will insist on having sex with him right then and there, while her boyfriend is in the room watching TV or playing a video game. Rather than reality, where she would begin a subtle campaign of undermining his current girlfriend's confidence using facebook, friends of friends, and pretending to be her bestie. She'll get close to him and allude to how sexually adventurous she is, without actually doing anything. Then when everyone is too exhausted by all this, she'll leave her current boyfriend and become involved with his best friend, and he, though sorry for the emotional fracas, will at least look forward to some fulfilling bedroom antics, only to discover that his new girlfriend is only really interested in her own need to be constantly told how wonderful she is, and that if his praise dips below the level that she deems acceptable she will feel justified in making his life an abject misery because relationships are about 'needs', by which she means her needs, because when it comes to his 'needs' she'll say she wants him to open up and talk about it, but when he does she'll realise that his needs might involve something other than telling her how wonderful she is and how much he loves her, so she'll tell him he's disgusting and he's lucky that she even lets him take her out to places that he can't afford, while the poor moron wonders what the hell happened because he was just playing video games with his best mate, and why men are so dumb and why women are never bloody satisfied.