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Old October 7th, 2017, 09:35 PM   #2261
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In the movie "Cool Hand Luke" Paul Newman declares that he is going to eat 50 eggs in one hour. It really looked as if he was eating eggs, but because of his great acting and great camera work he never ate even one egg!
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We won the Australian rules footy game. Now we're going over to Estreeter's house and drag him to Rottnest Island to see the quokkas!

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