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October 20th, 2017, 07:01 PM	#1041
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,323 Times in 13,886 Posts	Died Drunk As He Had Lived

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October 26th, 2017, 12:50 PM	#1042
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	We can only thank Mod he wasn't erect at the time , as could have bled to death as a snapped spine cripple Attempted to hold his own penis without use of pulleys , bled to death after ripping both arms out of their sockets __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 26th, 2017, 01:55 PM	#1043
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,498 Thanked 639,842 Times in 52,061 Posts	Don't Worry. I'll be back soon. __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 31st, 2017, 02:53 PM	#1044
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October 31st, 2017, 03:32 PM	#1045
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Still available for children`s parties __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 31st, 2017, 11:52 PM	#1046
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,059 Thanks: 54,291 Thanked 117,226 Times in 7,078 Posts	Oh Nurse I dont need Viagra __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 05:10 PM	#1047
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	"Headstone paid for by my exes" Finally we get to dump some real sod on the actual sod __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 07:31 PM

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Oh Nurse I dont need Viagra

Need Viagra ? Humph as if,
Can't You see He's already stiff..

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November 3rd, 2017, 09:53 PM	#1049
ultimatewarlord Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,474 Thanks: 8,328 Thanked 15,884 Times in 1,441 Posts	He died doing what he loved. Sticking Russell Brand's face into a steaming pile of cow shit. __________________ The British Government is a disgrace.

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November 3rd, 2017, 10:21 PM	#1050
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,323 Times in 13,886 Posts	Told his wife the truth , yes that outfit does make your ass look bigger

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