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March 10th, 2018, 02:33 PM | #2381 |
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kelio rescued a beautiful girl from drowning. She was so grateful, she said she'd do anything for him. She'll be back tomorrow to finish fixing the roof.
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March 10th, 2018, 07:42 PM | #2382 |
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March 10th, 2018, 08:06 PM | #2383 |
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Eric Cartman once swapped his teen daughter for a six pack of Miller Lite.
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March 12th, 2018, 11:59 AM | #2384 | |
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I love it when the important details are left out
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March 12th, 2018, 01:03 PM | #2385 |
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Maxjoker, just days before, had zipped up and password protected one of his most famous monumental dumps ready for posting on V.E.F
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March 12th, 2018, 03:36 PM | #2386 |
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Estreeter bought himself a full-size Justin Bieber sex doll for his birthday. It has a 25 cm erectable johnson, and a cream tank to provide those "special moments". He can turn it up so it shoots like a firehose. He's thrilled with it!
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March 12th, 2018, 03:43 PM | #2387 | |
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Mr Beiber don't know how lucky he is
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March 12th, 2018, 04:01 PM | #2388 |
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Sandhunter works in an old-folks home. When they are sleeping, he finds their booze stashes and steals them. He knows they can't complain
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March 12th, 2018, 06:57 PM | #2389 |
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March 12th, 2018, 09:20 PM | #2390 |
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