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December 19th, 2017, 05:57 PM	#521
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,756 Times in 57,565 Posts	A. No but Your gravity will increase.. Q. If You have sex with a pepperoni,Will You catch Pizzeria ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 20th, 2017, 02:01 PM	#522
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	A. I tried it. But ended up with cheese on my knob. Q. How did you enter the drug running biz?

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December 20th, 2017, 02:12 PM	#523
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	A: By hanging out by the track. Q: How's tricks? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 20th, 2017, 03:09 PM	#524
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Not so good. How's the wife? Still in bed?

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December 29th, 2017, 12:23 AM	#525
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	Um, she just went back to bed. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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January 6th, 2018, 08:17 PM	#526
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January 6th, 2018, 10:29 PM	#527
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	A: They aren't used to being on fire. Q: When do smokers complain about smoke?

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January 7th, 2018, 01:23 PM	#528
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	A. WHen they are on fire Q: Why did they not film "Baby Driver" with a actual baby

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January 8th, 2018, 01:48 PM	#529
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	No babies? There must have been at least one studio executive around! What does someone in the Matrix do if they are constipated?

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January 10th, 2018, 05:59 AM	#530
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