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Old March 4th, 2019, 05:41 PM   #1801
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Old March 4th, 2019, 11:00 PM   #1802
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Funny photo except for the fact that my cleaning lady is only 25 years old, beautiful, with a great face and ass and if I did expose myself she might try to rape me!!!
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Old March 4th, 2019, 11:21 PM   #1803
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Funny photo except for the fact that my cleaning lady is only 25 years old, beautiful, with a great face and ass and if I did expose myself she might try to rape me!!!

From an older cleaning lady to a young hottie?? How much more is that costing?How often do you have to change the bed linen? Or clean the coach or carpet???
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Old March 5th, 2019, 12:48 PM   #1804
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From an older cleaning lady to a young hottie?? How much more is that costing?How often do you have to change the bed linen? Or clean the coach or carpet???
Though I have a big apartment I am very fastidious. I keep the place clean from clutter, and so I only need my cleaning lady once every 8 weeks for $100.00.
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