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July 2nd, 2014, 07:52 AM

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They're Dutch, both yours Frits, but they won't share any fries ...

But oh what magnificent girls to French your fries!

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July 2nd, 2014, 10:02 AM	#2602
Pakalolobudz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hawaii Posts: 207 Thanks: 9,228 Thanked 3,104 Times in 197 Posts	Sorry Silklover, gunna cheat a bit with this response. Since I have no ex to speak of I figured I'd post one that is many ex's. Young Elizabeth Taylor. I wish me a girl that looks as good today as she did in the 1970s. Post both timeline pics please.

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July 2nd, 2014, 10:17 AM	#2603
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,665 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	My choice would be the great Joanna Lumley, born in '46 I Wish Me A Girl in a Top Fuel dragster...

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July 2nd, 2014, 04:34 PM	#2604
Pakalolobudz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hawaii Posts: 207 Thanks: 9,228 Thanked 3,104 Times in 197 Posts	Vintage for Rockernut Sorry only girls in a dragster I could find had gear on and couldn't tell if they were a girl or not. From Bikini Beach movie I wish me a girl who's hands are petite and slender. Last edited by Pakalolobudz; July 2nd, 2014 at 04:36 PM.. Reason: Forgot first line

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July 3rd, 2014, 02:57 AM	#2605
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Budz her hands are the same size.... it's a bit of an optical illusion I wish me a girl with her ass in the air..... __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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July 3rd, 2014, 09:40 AM	#2606
Pakalolobudz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hawaii Posts: 207 Thanks: 9,228 Thanked 3,104 Times in 197 Posts	Biggus this ones getting high just for you Up up in the air goes the ass! I wish me a girl with a lollypop fetish.

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July 3rd, 2014, 11:21 AM	#2607
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Budz me thinks this is what your after I wish me a girl with a Les Paul....... __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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July 3rd, 2014, 11:33 AM	#2608
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,665 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Adele will rock your your brains out biggus-dickus ! I Wish Me A Girl who reads The Sun...

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July 3rd, 2014, 06:09 PM	#2609
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,920 Times in 5,422 Posts	Ghastly paper but Keeley wins my 'girl I'd like to find in my shower' vote... I wish me a girl in the shower!

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July 3rd, 2014, 10:03 PM	#2610
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,665 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Guess it's okay if she's taking a shower in your jacuzzi then ? I Wish Me A Girl with heavy makeup wearing a 60's mini skirt...

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