Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 359

**Grey Wolf** · July 24th, 2015, 12:02 AM

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.

My father was never anti-anything in our house.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

**sandhunter** · July 24th, 2015, 08:08 PM

They got chili dogs over there

Charlie Sheen in Major League

MaxJoker · July 25th, 2015, 06:04 PM

Reality continues to ruin my life.

~ Bill Watterson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy .Right up to the day he killed himself !.

~ Johnny Carson

Hey , do you know where the scissors are ?

~ Doug

**tsunamiSD** · July 25th, 2015, 06:48 PM

We've got no place in this outfit for good losers. We want tough hombres who will go in there and win! -Admiral Jonas Ingram, 1929

The hardships of forced marches are often more painful than the dangers of battle - Stonewall Jackson

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron. - Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

**Grey Wolf** · July 27th, 2015, 03:16 AM

When you see something that is technically sweet, you go ahead and do it and you argue about what to do about it only after you have had your technical success. That is the way it was with the atomic bomb.

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

There are children playing in the streets who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago.

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humour, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.

Both the man of science and the man of action live always at the edge of mystery, surrounded by it.

In the material sciences these are and have been, and are most surely likely to continue to be heroic days.

The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass; and beyond there is a different country.

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.

Access to the Vedas is the greatest privilege this century may claim over all previous centuries.

'It worked.' (said after witnessing the first atomic detonation).

**tsunamiSD** · July 27th, 2015, 11:33 PM

Estreeter · July 28th, 2015, 12:53 PM

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

**tygrkhat40** · July 28th, 2015, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

75 years old and only one gray hare...

"What's up, doc?"

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"Whatta maroon."

"Of course you know, this means war."

"Why do I love carrots anyway? There isn't much meat on them, they're kind of dry too. But, I love 'em, I love 'em, I LOVE 'EM! LUNCHTIME!!!"

"And that's the end."

MaxJoker · July 28th, 2015, 01:42 PM

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

~ Peter Ustinov

If you suffer, thank God !. It is a sure sign that you are alive.

~ Elbert Hubbard

Jew it ?

~ Alvy "Max" Singer

garthok newo · July 28th, 2015, 11:58 PM

A little long, but darn, add De Niro's accent and I'd snap to attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg412YGkv7I
"Men of Honor" 2000. Cuba Gooding jr. Robert De Niro

A little background: Carl Brashear, a black man, overcomes entrenched racism to become a USN diver. Loses a leg in an accident and fights to be reinstated to active duty. In a hearing to prove his ability he has to wear a 290lb diving suit and without assistance walk 12 steps.

"God damm it Cookie, move your ass I want my twelve.
"Nine, a navy diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert.
Ten, If it's lost he finds it, if it's sunk he brings it up. If it's in the way he
moves it.
Eleven, If he's lucky he will die young 200 feet beneath the waves for that
is the closest he will get to being a hero. Hell, I don't why anyone would
want to be a navy diver. Now, you report to this line cookie.

July 24th, 2015, 12:02 AM	#3581
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,937 Times in 19,976 Posts	Errol Flynn Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married. The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down. My father was never anti-anything in our house. My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. *I like my whisky old and my women young.*

July 24th, 2015, 08:08 PM	#3582
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	dogs please They got chili dogs over there Charlie Sheen in Major League

July 25th, 2015, 06:04 PM	#3583
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Reality continues to ruin my life. ~ Bill Watterson I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy .Right up to the day he killed himself !. ~ Johnny Carson Hey , do you know where the scissors are ? ~ Doug __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2015, 03:16 AM	#3585
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,937 Times in 19,976 Posts	J Robert Oppenheimer When you see something that is technically sweet, you go ahead and do it and you argue about what to do about it only after you have had your technical success. That is the way it was with the atomic bomb. No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows. The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. There are children playing in the streets who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago. In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humour, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. Both the man of science and the man of action live always at the edge of mystery, surrounded by it. In the material sciences these are and have been, and are most surely likely to continue to be heroic days. The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass; and beyond there is a different country. Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man. Access to the Vedas is the greatest privilege this century may claim over all previous centuries. 'It worked.' (said after witnessing the first atomic detonation).

July 28th, 2015, 12:53 PM	#3587
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2015, 06:48 PM	#3584
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,015 Thanks: 633,094 Thanked 640,210 Times in 53,098 Posts	We've got no place in this outfit for good losers. We want tough hombres who will go in there and win! -Admiral Jonas Ingram, 1929 The hardships of forced marches are often more painful than the dangers of battle - Stonewall Jackson Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron. - Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

July 27th, 2015, 11:33 PM	#3586
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,015 Thanks: 633,094 Thanked 640,210 Times in 53,098 Posts

July 28th, 2015, 01:42 PM	#3589
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. ~ Peter Ustinov If you suffer, thank God !. It is a sure sign that you are alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard Jew it ? ~ Alvy "Max" Singer __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 28th, 2015, 11:58 PM	#3590
garthok newo Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 297 Thanks: 92,470 Thanked 3,812 Times in 276 Posts	Men of Honor A little long, but darn, add De Niro's accent and I'd snap to attention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg412YGkv7I "Men of Honor" 2000. Cuba Gooding jr. Robert De Niro A little background: Carl Brashear, a black man, overcomes entrenched racism to become a USN diver. Loses a leg in an accident and fights to be reinstated to active duty. In a hearing to prove his ability he has to wear a 290lb diving suit and without assistance walk 12 steps. "God damm it Cookie, move your ass I want my twelve. "Nine, a navy diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. Ten, If it's lost he finds it, if it's sunk he brings it up. If it's in the way he moves it. Eleven, If he's lucky he will die young 200 feet beneath the waves for that is the closest he will get to being a hero. Hell, I don't why anyone would want to be a navy diver. Now, you report to this line cookie.

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