Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 301

**Mal Hombre** · January 3rd, 2014, 01:06 PM

If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.”
The Joker,
The Killing Joke
Alan Moore/Brian Bolland

**Baranovich** · January 3rd, 2014, 04:10 PM

(Swedish delegate) "We don't hate anybody!"

(English delegate and Swedish delegate smile at each other)

(French delegate) "Pssshh...[we don't hate anybody] - well you SHOULD. Makes life more fun."

- Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry et. al., Westphalia Sketch

Estreeter · January 4th, 2014, 11:51 AM

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual”.

Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up.

Hi it’s George, I’ve got nothing to say

No one’s a bigger idiot than me

**TommySwiftJr.** · January 4th, 2014, 11:59 AM

“A New Year's Resolution is a to-do list for the first week of January.”

**Baranovich** · January 4th, 2014, 02:48 PM

"4th Down coach, what do we do?"

"I'll tell ya what we do! I want you to go on the field, look for anything with an "O". Let's KILL them - with kindness. Jimmy! I want you to make balloon animals. Tyler! Make little tea cozies, something fun."

"Are you ok?"

"WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!"

- Robin Williams, Snickers commercial

MaxJoker · January 4th, 2014, 03:40 PM

The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy.

~ Lance Armstrong

Rock and Roll will never die. But you fcuks will.

~ John Lydon

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

~ Isaac Asimov

**sweatyhat** · January 4th, 2014, 07:23 PM

"He's about as innocent-looking as Michael Jackson
stood in Mothercare, with his bell end in his hand"

Roy "Chubby" Brown, comedian

**Baranovich** · January 5th, 2014, 10:07 PM

Baldrick: "So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?"

Blackadder: "Yes, Baldrick. I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers."

Estreeter · January 7th, 2014, 02:08 PM

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life

It's not bragging if you can back it up

**sweatyhat** · January 8th, 2014, 08:41 AM

It's tragic to see children being led into dark,
pokey little corners of medieval superstition

Richard Dawkins

January 3rd, 2014, 01:06 PM	#3001
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,752 Times in 57,565 Posts	If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.” The Joker, The Killing Joke Alan Moore/Brian Bolland __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 3rd, 2014, 04:10 PM	#3002
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,100 Thanked 47,220 Times in 2,169 Posts	The Treaty of Westphalia (Swedish delegate) "We don't hate anybody!" (English delegate and Swedish delegate smile at each other) (French delegate) "Pssshh...[we don't hate anybody] - well you SHOULD. Makes life more fun." - Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry et. al., Westphalia Sketch __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

January 4th, 2014, 11:51 AM	#3003
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,865 Times in 60,322 Posts	I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual”. Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up. Hi it’s George, I’ve got nothing to say No one’s a bigger idiot than me __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2014, 11:59 AM	#3004
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,081 Times in 3,078 Posts	“A New Year's Resolution is a to-do list for the first week of January.” __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

January 4th, 2014, 02:48 PM	#3005
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,100 Thanked 47,220 Times in 2,169 Posts	The Mad Football Coach... "4th Down coach, what do we do?" "I'll tell ya what we do! I want you to go on the field, look for anything with an "O". Let's KILL them - with kindness. Jimmy! I want you to make balloon animals. Tyler! Make little tea cozies, something fun." "Are you ok?" "WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!" - Robin Williams, Snickers commercial __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

January 4th, 2014, 03:40 PM	#3006
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. ~ Lance Armstrong Rock and Roll will never die. But you fcuks will. ~ John Lydon Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. ~ Isaac Asimov __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2014, 07:23 PM	#3007
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	"He's about as innocent-looking as Michael Jackson stood in Mothercare, with his bell end in his hand" Roy "Chubby" Brown, comedian __________________

January 5th, 2014, 10:07 PM	#3008
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,100 Thanked 47,220 Times in 2,169 Posts	Baldrick: "So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?" Blackadder: "Yes, Baldrick. I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers." __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; January 12th, 2014 at 02:17 AM.. Reason: Edited text for content.

January 7th, 2014, 02:08 PM	#3009
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,865 Times in 60,322 Posts	A personal hero A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life It's not bragging if you can back it up __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 8th, 2014, 08:41 AM	#3010
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	It's tragic to see children being led into dark, pokey little corners of medieval superstition Richard Dawkins __________________

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