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August 24th, 2015, 11:11 PM	#3351
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Frits I'm no doctor, but I believe she has the swine flu I wish me a girl with an open invitation..... __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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August 25th, 2015, 07:53 PM	#3352
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,507 Times in 5,552 Posts	I wish me a girl with rabies __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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August 29th, 2015, 05:56 PM	#3353
the flu Eternal Hibernation Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Malmö,Sweden Posts: 6,831 Thanks: 108,938 Thanked 163,044 Times in 7,323 Posts	A night with these outstanding women,you´ll get your ......, Frits! Rita Annabelle Brandi India Erica Shay Now,I wish me a girl in pink thighhigh boots.

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August 30th, 2015, 01:36 PM	#3354
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Flu... I'd like to introduce you to lovely Madden I wish me a girl with ripped jeans __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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August 30th, 2015, 09:01 PM	#3355
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,507 Times in 5,552 Posts	Millie: I wish me a girl with a drone __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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September 2nd, 2015, 08:44 AM	#3356
the flu Eternal Hibernation Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Malmö,Sweden Posts: 6,831 Thanks: 108,938 Thanked 163,044 Times in 7,323 Posts	I hope you´ll like her Frits: I wish me a girl with BIG UN´S

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September 2nd, 2015, 10:26 AM	#3357
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,507 Times in 5,552 Posts	She has a paper for evidence (in case you missed it yourself): I wish me a girl with sex appeal __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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September 4th, 2015, 09:47 AM	#3358
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	Just look in her eyes I wish me a girl playing snooker

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