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February 19th, 2015, 01:26 AM | #31 |
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February 19th, 2015, 06:48 PM | #32 | |
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What don't I look for in a girl? Stoicism. Yeah its a pain in the ass, but who ever said "you know what gets me hot? A real level-headed girl". |
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February 19th, 2015, 08:19 PM | #33 |
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Clearly, being a robot, she/it would be fully programmable for all aspects of the "relationship."
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February 24th, 2015, 09:08 PM | #34 |
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Re: Time of the Month
I think that would be replaced by warning messages about "Service Mileage Exceeded", obscure error codes not in the manual and of course the dreaded "WARNING!!! NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE"
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February 26th, 2015, 09:47 PM | #35 |
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You know what's funny, that her level headed pragmatism is one of the many things that attracted me to my wife. Sure it's annoying sometimes, but when there's a big, hairy spider on the bedroom ceiling the last thing you need is two people running around screaming 'don't try to catch it, just kill the fuckin' thing!'
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July 7th, 2015, 12:39 PM | #36 |
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July 7th, 2015, 09:10 PM | #37 | |
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/wat...mment-11812894 Sexbots may be a few years away, but Real Doll is with us now... gifs gif another potential problem... & shouldn't he have called the Fire Department? PLEASE, don't try this at home! |
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July 7th, 2015, 09:17 PM | #38 |
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I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that one day She's going to clamp Her jaws shut..
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July 13th, 2015, 06:12 PM | #39 |
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July 14th, 2015, 10:49 AM | #40 |
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Where's your sexbot?
They've all gone on STRIKE because their union demands robo-equality for their members! |
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