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**bowlinggreen** · March 28th, 2017, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

This is the world of VEF where everything in heaven, hell and the Earth is possible.

Does that mean that dinosaurs did anal?

**SanteeFats** · March 28th, 2017, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Does that mean that dinosaurs did anal?

You have to address such questions to the expert Mr. Estreeter.

**deadman76** · March 29th, 2017, 12:01 AM

**trailmaster** · March 29th, 2017, 12:04 PM

To answer your questions about dinosaurs. No. Dinosaurs can't do anal because scientists have determined that male dinosaurs did not have a penis. They have the same thing that reptiles of today have: a cloaca. A cloaca is a small tube that comes out from the seminal vesicles that hold the sperm. The tube ends at the slit where a penis would be. If you could look at the area where a penis would be on a male crocodile or any other male reptile you would just see a slit.
It is theorized that a male dinosaur just like big reptiles of today just would position itself near the female and after she deposits her eggs, he sprays his sperm over the eggs so they will be fertilized. And now for my post.

I win. All of you lose!!

**bowlinggreen** · March 29th, 2017, 03:39 PM

That's not how it works, trailmaster. Dinosaurs had hardshelled eggs. The male had to mate with the female and the eggs were fertilized internally before they matured and were laid.

Birds are like dinosaurs. Ever see a rooster jerking off on a cluster of chicken eggs?

You lose...

**trailmaster** · March 29th, 2017, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

That's not how it works, trailmaster. Dinosaurs had hardshelled eggs. The male had to mate with the female and the eggs were fertilized internally before they matured and were laid.

Birds are like dinosaurs. Ever see a rooster jerking off on a cluster of chicken eggs?

You lose...

Your wrong. May be I worded it wrong, but if you look at the male rooster's groin you won't see a penis, just a slit. The rooster climbs on the back of the chicken from behind and the cloaca of the male presses against the slit of the female and his sperm is ejaculated into her.

Scientists cannot imagine an 80 ton male dinosaur climbing atop a smaller female. It won't work. There must have been a different method that they used, but they do know that like the reptiles of today the male dinosaur did not have a penis.

Oh baby, that's it, that's it, Oh Oh!!

**bowlinggreen** · March 30th, 2017, 01:26 AM

I never said that dinosaurs had penises, but that they do fertilize internally.

What you described is more like what amphibians do - the eggs come out one at a time from the lady frog, for example, and the male frog jizzes on them. You go to some ponds in the spring and you can pull long strings of frog eggs from the water, encased in a slimy protective jelly. The frogs (and toads) still clasp together for mating, though.

I know that a lot of fish actually jizz on the eggs after they are laid in an underwater nest, but not dinosaurs.

EDIT:

You know, thinking a bit on this makes me wonder if the urge to do creampies and come on a woman's tits are not actually remnants of an atavistic urge from earlier times when our remote ancestors engaged in external fertilization. Thus, the sweetness of watching the jizz flow out onto the female reproductive parts.

I have an experiment for you to try, trailmaster. Buy a cheap jar of caviar next time you go shopping, and when sex time rolls around in the trailmaster household, get your wife to spread her legs, and then you spread a nice dollop of that caviar all over her female parts, making sure the eggs are nice and visible (actually, a shaved lady would be better for this experiment, but I won't enquire). After you've got the caviar spread on in an inviting fashion, jerk off onto it, saying "be my lady frog! be my lady frog!" over and over.

See if you have a more powerful orgasm than usual, and if the consistency and quantity of your ejaculate is improved. Report back here with the results.

**trailmaster** · March 30th, 2017, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I never said that dinosaurs had penises, but that they do fertilize internally.

What you described is more like what amphibians do - the eggs come out one at a time from the lady frog, for example, and the male frog jizzes on them. You go to some ponds in the spring and you can pull long strings of frog eggs from the water, encased in a slimy protective jelly. The frogs (and toads) still clasp together for mating, though.

I know that a lot of fish actually jizz on the eggs after they are laid in an underwater nest, but not dinosaurs.

EDIT:

You know, thinking a bit on this makes me wonder if the urge to do creampies and come on a woman's tits are not actually remnants of an atavistic urge from earlier times when our remote ancestors engaged in external fertilization. Thus, the sweetness of watching the jizz flow out onto the female reproductive parts.

I have an experiment for you to try, trailmaster. Buy a cheap jar of caviar next time you go shopping, and when sex time rolls around in the trailmaster household, get your wife to spread her legs, and then you spread a nice dollop of that caviar all over her female parts, making sure the eggs are nice and visible (actually, a shaved lady would be better for this experiment, but I won't enquire). After you've got the caviar spread on in an inviting fashion, jerk off onto it, saying "be my lady frog! be my lady frog!" over and over.

See if you have a more powerful orgasm than usual, and if the consistency and quantity of your ejaculate is improved. Report back here with the results.

My wonderful former wife passed away about 15 years ago. We never engaged in sick sex, but we were very intimate. I really miss her. She had the same interests as I. She liked monster and sci-fi movies, books, dinosaurs, drinking beer, pizza. We had a great marriage. Now for my post.

That was great. Wait a minute, you're not male. Oh no I stuck my johnson in the wrong hole!

**deadman76** · March 30th, 2017, 12:42 PM

with the biggest trophy

**bowlinggreen** · March 30th, 2017, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

My wonderful former wife passed away about 15 years ago. We never engaged in sick sex, but we were very intimate. I really miss her. She had the same interests as I. She liked monster and sci-fi movies, books, dinosaurs, drinking beer, pizza. We had a great marriage. Now for my post.

Whoops, I thought you were still happily married. My bad.

Anyway, you could get a nice young lady escort who is shaved and try the caviar experiment then.

And now, my post.

Superior trophy:

March 29th, 2017, 12:01 AM	#1583
deadman76 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Living Room Posts: 775 Thanks: 9,759 Thanked 10,944 Times in 773 Posts	Is that why Barney is a mega-saur-ass

March 29th, 2017, 03:39 PM	#1585
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	That's not how it works, trailmaster. Dinosaurs had hardshelled eggs. The male had to mate with the female and the eggs were fertilized internally before they matured and were laid. Birds are like dinosaurs. Ever see a rooster jerking off on a cluster of chicken eggs? You lose... __________________ So much porn, so little time...

March 30th, 2017, 01:26 AM	#1587
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	I never said that dinosaurs had penises, but that they do fertilize internally. What you described is more like what amphibians do - the eggs come out one at a time from the lady frog, for example, and the male frog jizzes on them. You go to some ponds in the spring and you can pull long strings of frog eggs from the water, encased in a slimy protective jelly. The frogs (and toads) still clasp together for mating, though. I know that a lot of fish actually jizz on the eggs after they are laid in an underwater nest, but not dinosaurs. EDIT: You know, thinking a bit on this makes me wonder if the urge to do creampies and come on a woman's tits are not actually remnants of an atavistic urge from earlier times when our remote ancestors engaged in external fertilization. Thus, the sweetness of watching the jizz flow out onto the female reproductive parts. I have an experiment for you to try, trailmaster. Buy a cheap jar of caviar next time you go shopping, and when sex time rolls around in the trailmaster household, get your wife to spread her legs, and then you spread a nice dollop of that caviar all over her female parts, making sure the eggs are nice and visible (actually, a shaved lady would be better for this experiment, but I won't enquire). After you've got the caviar spread on in an inviting fashion, jerk off onto it, saying "be my lady frog! be my lady frog!" over and over. See if you have a more powerful orgasm than usual, and if the consistency and quantity of your ejaculate is improved. Report back here with the results. __________________ So much porn, so little time... Last edited by bowlinggreen; March 30th, 2017 at 06:27 AM..

March 30th, 2017, 12:42 PM	#1589
deadman76 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Living Room Posts: 775 Thanks: 9,759 Thanked 10,944 Times in 773 Posts	I win.... with the biggest trophy

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March 29th, 2017, 12:04 PM	#1584
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	To answer your questions about dinosaurs. No. Dinosaurs can't do anal because scientists have determined that male dinosaurs did not have a penis. They have the same thing that reptiles of today have: a cloaca. A cloaca is a small tube that comes out from the seminal vesicles that hold the sperm. The tube ends at the slit where a penis would be. If you could look at the area where a penis would be on a male crocodile or any other male reptile you would just see a slit. It is theorized that a male dinosaur just like big reptiles of today just would position itself near the female and after she deposits her eggs, he sprays his sperm over the eggs so they will be fertilized. And now for my post. I win. All of you lose!!