How do you bring it up? - Page 2

MaxJoker · November 10th, 2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mvasilj

Trust me

, It's a very narrow scope

Sorry to hear that Bud , gee`s and where you live you can hardly blame the temperature

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Originally Posted by mvasilj

She'll fill ya in

Or vice versa

**blondifan** · November 11th, 2010, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

I'm speaking from a real life experience here... I knew she was calling my bluff and had no interest in doing what she said..

My real life girlfriend at the moment (and from 15 years ago) is bi.
She keeps teasing me with the possibility of a 3-way with two, or three of her friends. I'm absolutely sure it's some kind of test as I know her and she's quite neurotic. Two of these women I would seriously 'pig out on'.

One I had a bit of a crush on several years ago.

However I've taken down their numbers and will be conducting my own investigations as to who propositioned whom

Seriously, I'm sure it's got to be a case of a 3-way, then the freeway, or, most likely just the freeway

Meaning highway

.

**anklebiter** · November 11th, 2010, 04:21 AM

I've been really lucky with three ways.My wife and I were approached on a few different Occasions about it.I guess we come off as open minded people.I know my wife would love to be with another woman, but she'll never ever take the risk of initiating it with someone new.

**billybunter** · November 11th, 2010, 07:50 AM

Never had a three way, but i'm up for it. My number is...

MaxJoker · November 11th, 2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Never had a three way, but i'm up for it. My number is...

Wait wait wait a minute , just let me get a pen and some paper

**blondifan** · November 13th, 2010, 07:00 AM

Went to the girlfriends 40th birthday dinner the day before yesterday, with her immediate family. Ironically i was the only male apart from one 60 year old guy who retired early due to a massive electric shock.
He didn't say much.

From out of nowhere appeared this heavenly blonde with curly hair, whom I'll call "Christi", as in "Christ, i nearly trod on my tongue".

I don't know why (conditioning?) but Christi and i entered into a long conversation about computers, of all things. For a long time it seemed everyone else was abscent.
The girlfriend later bought to attention Christi's riot grrrl t-shirt that i stared at for ages while sitting there, as she stood before me, yet i couldn't focus on a single word, let alone get the jist of the printed slogan.

I know she knew this as i had to ask to see it again later.

I still don't know what it said

... and i was still on my first drink!

???

Secretly (perhaps?) i think i wished to practice reading braille.

This girl was Major-League "hot", far better than these pictures.

Seriously, this girl had a body that would make blondi blush!

I found out the following day while talking to the girlfriends mother that Christi is a Gold Coast Meter Maid (the kind that gets around in a bikini and puts money in your parking meter

)... and a Nascar racetrack grid girl as well.

She also plays bass. Everyone in the family plays something, except mom.

I don't know if you've ever pondered the plethora of female bassists in modern music. With a good rig at the right volume, whether it be the "thump" of a P-bass or the "growl" of a J-bass, you "feel" the music almost as much as you hear it. Moreso if your holding a resonating piece of hardwood against your groin!
Don't believe me? Just ask Suzi Quatro.

[/Quote] "bass gets you in the groin" [Quote]

Maybe if I'd known beforehand, we could have compared 'G' - strings?

Which simply leaves me wondering if I'm seeing the right girl, as someone like Christi you're not going to want to share with anyone.
However the phrase "High Maintenance" comes to mind and there's probably not a lot of call for electric bass duets.

Earlier that day we were enjoying a coffee together in a public place, when the girlfriend calls some strange woman over for a brief conversation, before the strange woman piled into a cab with another girl and two cartons of coke. Then she tells me she'd "made it" with her. Like an idiot all i could say was "She's got no ass"

Doh! Maybe Christie was still on my mind?
Maybe i shouldn't critisize her taste in women?

Either way she's suggesting all this with absolutely no prompting from me.
Surely she knows it's virtually every man's fantasy?

**dohupa** · November 13th, 2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

Rich is about 6'3" and weighs around 290 lbs. Ex-American football player....very large fellow all the way around.

I knew she was calling my bluff and had no interest in doing what she said but I had to abandon the whole plan because the thought of me tagging up on my girlfriend with that disgusting slab of humanity made me physically ill. Don't get me wrong, he's my best friend and a great guy but naked, screwing my S/O? Not a frickin' chance!!! As usual she won.

He he he... she fucked you back good mate.

Personally - never done a facial so I'm down to just see it happen in movies & clips basically. My loads are very big, but they end up within the area of a condom.

Never dared to bring it up really - how would I?

**blondifan** · November 15th, 2010, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by anklebiter

I've been really lucky with three ways.My wife and I were approached on a few different Occasions about it.I guess we come off as open minded people.I know my wife would love to be with another woman, but she'll never ever take the risk of initiating it with someone new.

Pick Me, I'm Clean.

**anklebiter** · November 16th, 2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

Pick Me, I'm Clean.

LOL. The "lucky" thing is, it's been another woman wanting to get with us.I'm sure it was a girl/girl thing with one of them, and sure another was equally into both of us.either way,I was invited in every time.I even have three on video.

My wife has always said she wants to be with more than one guy, but the one time I was secure enough (read that: drunk enough) to offer it, she backed down.Three of us were upstairs and I called her up.She wasn't happy at all

yeah.I think it's a girl/girl thing, but whatever.I'll take what I can get.

**blondifan** · November 16th, 2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by anklebiter

LOL. ...yeah.I think it's a girl/girl thing...

Luckily for me you saw the humour in that, as I'm a lesbian too!

I've been on both sides... ah, let me rephrase that, I've been with both M/F and F/F, the former mostly due to visiting a sex club when i was a lonely boy in the big city about ten years ago. Luckily it was policed by bouncers, much like a pub. I will say this though, women seem to give better head when someone else is attending to their genitalia, or maybe it just seems that way as that may be all you're going to get.

May not be for everybody. I think i was quite lucky as everybody was very civil and friendly. Also I witnessed one of the most erotic acts on a very desirable woman, in stocks.

Could be that may be what i need to introduce my girlfriend to, although i have a feeling she'd laugh openly and loudly at anyone who approached, without remorse. "How cute, an extra belly button".

I'm not in any hurry. Figure i'll just wait and see where/when she takes things. I'm also getting this mixed message about how I'm not supposed to see other women, yet when she introduces me to her friends around one in four is a former lover and generally always female. It's a test, right?

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blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	Built to be Wild - (bod, the builder) Went to the girlfriends 40th birthday dinner the day before yesterday, with her immediate family. Ironically i was the only male apart from one 60 year old guy who retired early due to a massive electric shock. He didn't say much. From out of nowhere appeared this heavenly blonde with curly hair, whom I'll call "Christi", as in "Christ, i nearly trod on my tongue". I don't know why (conditioning?) but Christi and i entered into a long conversation about computers, of all things. For a long time it seemed everyone else was abscent. The girlfriend later bought to attention Christi's riot grrrl t-shirt that i stared at for ages while sitting there, as she stood before me, yet i couldn't focus on a single word, let alone get the jist of the printed slogan. I know she knew this as i had to ask to see it again later. I still don't know what it said ... and i was still on my first drink! ??? Secretly (perhaps?) i think i wished to practice reading braille. This girl was Major-League "hot", far better than these pictures. Seriously, this girl had a body that would make blondi blush! I found out the following day while talking to the girlfriends mother that Christi is a Gold Coast Meter Maid (the kind that gets around in a bikini and puts money in your parking meter )... and a Nascar racetrack grid girl as well. She also plays bass. Everyone in the family plays something, except mom. I don't know if you've ever pondered the plethora of female bassists in modern music. With a good rig at the right volume, whether it be the "thump" of a P-bass or the "growl" of a J-bass, you "feel" the music almost as much as you hear it. Moreso if your holding a resonating piece of hardwood against your groin! Don't believe me? Just ask Suzi Quatro. [/Quote] "bass gets you in the groin" [Quote] Maybe if I'd known beforehand, we could have compared 'G' - strings? Which simply leaves me wondering if I'm seeing the right girl, as someone like Christi you're not going to want to share with anyone. However the phrase "High Maintenance" comes to mind and there's probably not a lot of call for electric bass duets. Earlier that day we were enjoying a coffee together in a public place, when the girlfriend calls some strange woman over for a brief conversation, before the strange woman piled into a cab with another girl and two cartons of coke. Then she tells me she'd "made it" with her. Like an idiot all i could say was "She's got no ass" Doh! Maybe Christie was still on my mind? Maybe i shouldn't critisize her taste in women? Either way she's suggesting all this with absolutely no prompting from me. Surely she knows it's virtually every man's fantasy?

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November 11th, 2010, 04:21 AM	#13
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	I've been really lucky with three ways.My wife and I were approached on a few different Occasions about it.I guess we come off as open minded people.I know my wife would love to be with another woman, but she'll never ever take the risk of initiating it with someone new.