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April 12th, 2017, 04:27 AM | #211 | |
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October 15th, 2017, 02:31 PM | #212 |
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Ok ok so I now need the aid of a Sherpa , resuscitation team and guy ropes , butt we`re talking about almost fourteen steps here !
Walk upstairs as briskly and non-breathlessly as I once would
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October 15th, 2017, 10:41 PM | #213 |
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Having fun.
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October 15th, 2017, 10:56 PM | #214 |
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Stay up for 24 hours without any ill effects.
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October 16th, 2017, 02:34 AM | #215 |
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Throw a baseball 90+ mph, to a spot marked by a gum wrapper, and hit a baseball thrown at 90 mph. Those were the days.
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October 16th, 2017, 02:16 PM | #216 |
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Just don't ask where I`ll have stored that Hoagie .... Heeeey it`ll be in hygienic tin foil so calm down!
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You`re not having fun anymore Heck (Sorry for swearing) you're an V.E.F`er and at the epicenter of Online fun ! So do your best to cheer up a whimsy. Otherwise I`ll parachute into your back garden , with a keg under each arm and a six foot mighty meaty hoagie Oh and no Sands , "Back garden" isn't a euphemism
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October 16th, 2017, 05:02 PM | #217 |
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Drink beer or soda now that I have had gastric sleeve surgery, because the carbonation would result in nausea, vomiting, or even a staple line tear that would be very painful, as well as defeating the surgery itself. I cannot take the chance of ruining my doctor's work, if we are committed to dropping 70 pounds from my body in 12-18 months, which is typical for gastric sleeve patients.
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October 17th, 2017, 04:26 PM | #218 |
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Ok ok I say ten , in truth it was almost a quarter of one... Butt still
Do ten press ups without getting remotely tired !
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Things You Could Do Then That You Can`t Do Now
Get my feet wet while showering , without leaning back
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November 9th, 2017, 01:53 PM | #220 |
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Walk even a moderate distance without pain....
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