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Old December 17th, 2016, 03:28 PM   #2781
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25 years ago, fix it myself. Now, take it to a mechanic.

Buy a Mustang; new or a classic old one?
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Old December 17th, 2016, 04:10 PM   #2782
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Classic. Can I get a Shelby too?

Toilet paper roll: over the top or under the bottom?
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Over the top. During my 10-year marriage I quickly learned that was the only way.

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Fortunately not.

Worse piece of crap; Chevy Vega or Ford Pinto?
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Chevy Vega. I had a 74 Pinto. It was a great little car until I was rearended by a dump truck. (No it didn't explode)

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Rusty Wallace ( actually I don't know either of them )

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Rory for now; Phil's getting a little old.

Just for you Trailmaster; Arnie's Army or Jack's Pack?
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I assume you're talking about Arnold Palmer and Jack Niclaus. I pick Arnie's Army.


The U.S. Army, Air Force or Navy?
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