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I wish to be as rich and happy as the Obamas..
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December 10th, 2017, 07:14 AM | #3532 |
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Granted.
You discover you have so many friends! Fed up with all this, you give all your money to Ninja turtles Cie. So depressed, you finish home alone, with Macauley Culkin running after you. I wish to be richer than you and happy as the The Trumps. |
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December 13th, 2017, 07:21 AM | #3533 |
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Wish granted, but as you made Mal give all his money to Ninja turtles Cie, being richer than him is not too difficult, you find a coin in the street. As for the second part, again not too difficult, because you get your wish the day a certain Trump is impeached.
i wish all adults with Hereditary ailments think twice before having Children.
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December 13th, 2017, 11:56 AM | #3534 |
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Wish granted. They do as they are told and think twice and then they fuck.
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December 13th, 2017, 02:09 PM | #3535 |
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Granted. The only problem is that it's the Master's TARDIS. Whereas the Doctor has companions, the Master has minions. There's always the chance that a companion of the Doctor will die accidentally; the odds are that the minion will die a horrible, agonizing death at the hands of the Master.
I wish that all my Christmas plans go off without a hitch.
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Deaf Genie grants your wish that all your Christmas plans turn into a bitch. After a screaming row with your relatives at Christmas Eve dinner, you return home to find that the lights on the Christmas tree have shorted and burned your house down.
I wish for Santa to bring me all the presents I wanted as a kid, and never got.
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Granted. Happily for you, you have no idea that riding a bike with training wheels has made you the joke of the neighbourhood, or that your friends have stopped coming over because they don't want to play Mousetrap and Hungry Hungry Hippos.
I wish that I'd wake up Christmas morn and find Lexi Belle tied up in Christmas ribbon at the end of my bed. |
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Wish granted. As you unwrap your present. You begin to notice that it's just a cardboard cut out of Lexi. You have been tricked.
I wish that the title of the next James Bond movie will be revealed in 10 days. |
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Wish Granted, the next Bond Film is titled "Revealed In 10 Days"
It is the worst name ever and the film becomes the first Bond to fail at the box office. You never write anything again! I wish I and all my Family could be in Australia for the Boxing Day Test
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Wish granted.
Unfortunately, you forgot to specify which part of Australia. You and your family spend Boxing Day somewhere northwest of Koordarrie Station, Western Australia. It's 49 degrees C and the nearest TV, beer, and human habitation are an unknown distance in an unknown direction. By New Years the ravens have picked your bones and a species of poisonous spider previously unknown to science is nesting in your skull. I wish for a bottle of Pappy van Winkle 23 year old in my Christmas stocking. |
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