The corrupt a wish game - Page 166

**TCO95** · June 16th, 2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. She eats Thai food and donates a stool sample. You have to engineer the stink out of it.

I wish to donate also, so I'm eating Five Alarm Chili.

Granted. However, he didn't really want your 'donation' so he lied about the location. After you have a mishap your pants are 'donated' to a land fill. There they cause several scavenger birds to die and a vulture gets religion.

I wish to convince addicts that cleaning my house is the new 'crack'. They can line up at my door and give me money to get in and clean.

**luddite** · June 16th, 2012, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to convince addicts that cleaning my house is the new 'crack'. They can line up at my door and give me money to get in and clean.

Granted. They all give you pocket change and they clean you out, except MaxJoker, who tries on your underwear !

I wish TCO95 can get the stains out. (I'm coming over next week to try them on if MJ says they're good.)

**HugoHackenbush** · June 16th, 2012, 07:17 PM

I wish TCO95 can get the stains out. (I'm coming over next week to try them on if MJ says they're good.)[/QUOTE]

Granted. TCO95 gets the stains out, and as a special treat for you adds a little something extra to the waistband. Super Glue. So now once you try the underwear on, they'll never come off.

I wish that the next time George Lucas fiddles with Star Wars, he digitally replaces Carrie Fischer with Linda Blair, no bra and a see through top (They do look a bit alike).

**tygrkhat40** · June 16th, 2012, 07:30 PM

Granted. Deaf genie f***s up again and Carrie replaced with Lionel Blair. British Star Wars geeks are aghast while American ones are completely confused. Either way Hugo is a marked man. Beware of Boba Fett and IG-88 and a bunch of other geeks dressed like bounty hunters.

I wish for one tenth of the box office receipts from all six Star Wars movies.

**luddite** · June 17th, 2012, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. Deaf genie f***s up again and Carrie replaced with Lionel Blair. British Star Wars geeks are aghast while American ones are completely confused. Either way Hugo is a marked man. Beware of Boba Fett and IG-88 and a bunch of other geeks dressed like bounty hunters.

I wish for one tenth of the box office receipts from all six Star Wars movies.

3,000 thousand year old Genie can"t make sense of this, so he gives you a 6 box set of Star Wars VHS tapes, unfortunately they are in PAL.

I wish for a Genie like Jeannie (Barbara Eden in her prime)

**Jeff Vader** · June 17th, 2012, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by luddite

3,000 thousand year old Genie can"t make sense of this, so he gives you a 6 box set of Star Wars VHS tapes, unfortunately they are in PAL.

I wish for a Genie like Jeannie (Barbara Eden in her prime)

Granted, however Barbara has discovered doughnuts...

I wish for omnipotence.

**moreteavicar** · June 17th, 2012, 01:20 PM

Granted but hard of hearing genie thinks you said impotence.

I wish for a brand new, funny Carry On film.

**@llatse@** · June 17th, 2012, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by moreteavicar

I wish for a brand new, funny Carry On film.

Granted the old team turn up in Haiti for Carry on Walking Dead.....we all think it's hilarious when the zombie corpses of Kenneth Williams, Hattie Jaques and Sid James eat out your brains out with a cold spoon.

I wish I could get a young Barbara Windsor to film Carry On Sit On My Face.

**tygrkhat40** · June 17th, 2012, 03:01 PM

As you wish. You have a brand new carrion film. It's just not ha-ha funny.

I wish for the deaf genie to get his hearing back.

**TCO95** · June 17th, 2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

As you wish. You have a brand new carrion film. It's just not ha-ha funny.

I wish for the deaf genie to get his hearing back.

Granted. However, genie is female and resents the 'his' remark. Ever wanted your dick to touch the floor? Poof! Your legs just fell off.

I wish I owned tygrkhat40's vast men's shoe collection. He can keep the high heels, pumps and mules.

June 16th, 2012, 07:17 PM	#1653
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,917 Thanked 336,323 Times in 14,159 Posts	I wish TCO95 can get the stains out. (I'm coming over next week to try them on if MJ says they're good.)[/QUOTE] Granted. TCO95 gets the stains out, and as a special treat for you adds a little something extra to the waistband. Super Glue. So now once you try the underwear on, they'll never come off. I wish that the next time George Lucas fiddles with Star Wars, he digitally replaces Carrie Fischer with Linda Blair, no bra and a see through top (They do look a bit alike). __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

June 16th, 2012, 07:30 PM	#1654
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	Granted. Deaf genie f**s up again and Carrie replaced with Lionel Blair. British Star Wars geeks are aghast while American ones are completely confused. Either way Hugo is a marked man. Beware of Boba Fett and IG-88 and a bunch of other geeks dressed like bounty hunters. I wish for one tenth of the box office receipts from all six Star Wars movies. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 17th, 2012, 01:20 PM	#1657
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts	Granted but hard of hearing genie thinks you said impotence. I wish for a brand new, funny Carry On film. __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

June 17th, 2012, 03:01 PM	#1659
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	As you wish. You have a brand new carrion film. It's just not ha-ha funny. I wish for the deaf genie to get his hearing back. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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