|
Best Porn Sites | Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Mark Forums Read |
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here! |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
June 16th, 2012, 06:01 PM | #1651 | |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: This member is not allowed in your country.
Posts: 5,176
Thanks: 47,615
Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts
|
Quote:
I wish to convince addicts that cleaning my house is the new 'crack'. They can line up at my door and give me money to get in and clean. |
|
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to TCO95 For This Useful Post: |
June 16th, 2012, 06:52 PM | #1652 | |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: N.D.G.
Posts: 1,375
Thanks: 104,140
Thanked 12,281 Times in 1,336 Posts
|
Quote:
I wish TCO95 can get the stains out. (I'm coming over next week to try them on if MJ says they're good.)
__________________
Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...
|
|
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to luddite For This Useful Post: |
June 16th, 2012, 07:17 PM | #1653 |
Veteran Marxist
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever it's warm
Posts: 14,106
Thanks: 205,917
Thanked 336,323 Times in 14,159 Posts
|
I wish TCO95 can get the stains out. (I'm coming over next week to try them on if MJ says they're good.)[/QUOTE]
Granted. TCO95 gets the stains out, and as a special treat for you adds a little something extra to the waistband. Super Glue. So now once you try the underwear on, they'll never come off. I wish that the next time George Lucas fiddles with Star Wars, he digitally replaces Carrie Fischer with Linda Blair, no bra and a see through top (They do look a bit alike).
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange
|
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to HugoHackenbush For This Useful Post: |
June 16th, 2012, 07:30 PM | #1654 |
Long Suffering Bills Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The City of Good Neighbors
Posts: 9,669
Thanks: 304,243
Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts
|
Granted. Deaf genie f***s up again and Carrie replaced with Lionel Blair. British Star Wars geeks are aghast while American ones are completely confused. Either way Hugo is a marked man. Beware of Boba Fett and IG-88 and a bunch of other geeks dressed like bounty hunters.
I wish for one tenth of the box office receipts from all six Star Wars movies.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post: |
June 17th, 2012, 07:11 AM | #1655 | |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: N.D.G.
Posts: 1,375
Thanks: 104,140
Thanked 12,281 Times in 1,336 Posts
|
Quote:
I wish for a Genie like Jeannie (Barbara Eden in her prime)
__________________
Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...
|
|
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to luddite For This Useful Post: |
June 17th, 2012, 09:44 AM | #1656 | |
Moderator (Retired)
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals
Posts: 6,352
Thanks: 156,898
Thanked 140,019 Times in 6,511 Posts
|
Quote:
I wish for omnipotence.
__________________
Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. : |
|
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Jeff Vader For This Useful Post: |
June 17th, 2012, 01:20 PM | #1657 |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 1,284
Thanks: 32,539
Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts
|
Granted but hard of hearing genie thinks you said impotence.
I wish for a brand new, funny Carry On film.
__________________
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions. |
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to moreteavicar For This Useful Post: |
June 17th, 2012, 03:01 PM | #1658 |
Vintage Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Over the hills and far away
Posts: 2,150
Thanks: 7,748
Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts
|
Granted the old team turn up in Haiti for Carry on Walking Dead.....we all think it's hilarious when the zombie corpses of Kenneth Williams, Hattie Jaques and Sid James eat out your brains out with a cold spoon.
I wish I could get a young Barbara Windsor to film Carry On Sit On My Face.
__________________
Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor |
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to @llatse@ For This Useful Post: |
June 17th, 2012, 03:01 PM | #1659 |
Long Suffering Bills Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The City of Good Neighbors
Posts: 9,669
Thanks: 304,243
Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts
|
As you wish. You have a brand new carrion film. It's just not ha-ha funny.
I wish for the deaf genie to get his hearing back.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post: |
June 17th, 2012, 05:14 PM | #1660 | |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: This member is not allowed in your country.
Posts: 5,176
Thanks: 47,615
Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts
|
Quote:
I wish I owned tygrkhat40's vast men's shoe collection. He can keep the high heels, pumps and mules. |
|
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to TCO95 For This Useful Post: |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|