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April 19th, 2012, 07:49 PM | #1531 | |
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I wish TCO95's sexual experiences in prison don't count towards the transfer payment, unless they are with VEF members.
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April 19th, 2012, 08:25 PM | #1532 | |
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I wish to be recognized by the natives of the tropical island as a God and therefor unable to be extradited. |
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April 20th, 2012, 05:35 AM | #1533 | |
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I wish that all the cannibals would get explosive diarrhea and Angel Dark would get a translator.
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April 20th, 2012, 09:05 PM | #1534 | |
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I wish all the dinosaurs to come back so I can have a brontosaurus burger. |
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April 21st, 2012, 03:53 PM | #1535 |
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Granted. Since you wished for all the dinos to come back, instead of a brontoburger, you become a canape for a T-rex.
I wish my farts smelled like roses.
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April 21st, 2012, 04:03 PM | #1536 | |
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I wish for free tickets to all the Olympic events, free first class airfare, and a free suite at the best hotel in London.
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April 21st, 2012, 09:55 PM | #1537 | |
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I wish saying "Abracadaver" would get beautiful women to give me their honour and their purse. |
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April 22nd, 2012, 03:02 AM | #1538 | |
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Granted, but it only works on dead women. I wish men with large penises could become millionaires.
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April 22nd, 2012, 06:35 PM | #1539 | |
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I wish to make a porn workout video with Cindy Crawford
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April 22nd, 2012, 10:23 PM | #1540 |
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As you wish. You're third key grip in the crew.
I wish to be the lead male performer in a porn workout video with Cindy Crawford.
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