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April 2nd, 2012, 11:35 PM | #1481 | |
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April 3rd, 2012, 04:40 PM | #1482 |
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Granted, he moves into South Park and buys the cow farm so he now has loads.....in honour of your avatar you join him and being South Park the cows stampede you...."Oh mi god they killed K....TCO95"
I wish David Cameron would get butt f*cked by a camel during PM's questions.
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April 3rd, 2012, 10:36 PM | #1483 | |
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I wish TCO95 would wake up tomorrow morning, alive again, like Kenny.
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April 3rd, 2012, 10:54 PM | #1484 | |
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I wish my neighbours would get addicted to doing my yard work. |
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April 4th, 2012, 01:07 AM | #1485 |
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Granted. However, after a few weeks, the poor topiary junkies are taken away by Public Services for treatment of their addiction. The police arrest you for being their supplier.
I wish that I knew then what I know now.
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April 4th, 2012, 05:03 PM | #1486 |
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Granted you know nothing now and so you knew nothing then.
I wish TCO95 and Luddite weren't so sensitive poor little bunnies
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April 4th, 2012, 10:07 PM | #1487 | |
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We wish that @llatse@ never gets lucky again except with farm animals.
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April 5th, 2012, 05:45 PM | #1488 | |
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I wish to change my name to Charlie Brown....."Why's evr'body always pickin' on me"
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April 5th, 2012, 07:21 PM | #1489 |
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Granted. You're now a 60+ year old prepubescent bald kid with some serious issues, but the only medical help you can get is advice from a crabby little bitch for a nickel a pop. You get what you pay for.
I wish I was taller.
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April 5th, 2012, 07:37 PM | #1490 |
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Granted. Genie gives you a law degree and a viagra.
I wish that my pubes would turn grey, so that the curtains would match the carpet.
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