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Old June 29th, 2016, 03:02 PM   #161
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I think "Cut The Cheese" is used everywhere for farting

Other one's we use here for it are
"Who opened their lunchbox"
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"Who dropped their guts"

Is that just here or all over
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We use "Who Dropped Their Guts"on the rare occasion that a British person actually does...
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Old June 29th, 2016, 04:32 PM   #163
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We use "Who Dropped Their Guts"on the rare occasion that a British person actually does...
Please, Please tell me that the rare occasion is actually QE II
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Old June 29th, 2016, 04:50 PM   #164
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"Talk to the hand!" (sometimes accompanied by "cause the face ain't listening")

Meaning - "I don't wish to hear what you have to say"

Common i think around the world? Or just here in the UK...??

Of course, we also have alternatives......
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Please, Please tell me that the rare occasion is actually QE II
Oh Yes,She waits until Her weekly meeting with the Prime Minister to drop a rancid one and He has to pretend not to notice..
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Old June 29th, 2016, 05:16 PM   #166
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When I was at school if someone farted it was "who let Tommy out of prison?" and I never really knew why. Also as used in episodes of childrens' drama series set in a school Grange Hill "ohh, somebody's honked!"
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Here's one we use

Fair Suck of the Sav

exclamation of 'You've got to be kidding' or 'You've got to be joking'

Man 1: " Meat Pie and sauce thanks mate"

Man 2: "That'll be seventeen bucks"

Man 1: "Fair suck of the sav!"
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When I was a kid I had a larrikin aunt and uncle who'd say things like 'busier than a one legged man in an arse kickin' contest' or 'what tucker do youse kids want for lunch, sangers or a pie and dead horse?'
With all that generation gone, you rarely if ever hear anyone talk like that anymore. Or if they do, it's just a affectation.

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Here's one we use

Fair Suck of the Sav

exclamation of 'You've got to be kidding' or 'You've got to be joking'

Man 1: " Meat Pie and sauce thanks mate"

Man 2: "That'll be seventeen bucks"

Man 1: "Fair suck of the sav!"

"Strewth mate; that sounds fair dinkum!" lol
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BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. - used to describe an ugly woman with a fit body.
The American equivalent is "butterface." Everything but 'er face is hot.
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