The corrupt a wish game - Page 354

**Mal Hombre** · December 9th, 2017, 07:55 AM

You discover the wreck but just as You are savouring the treasure,A Great White Shark discovers You..

I wish to be as rich and happy as the Obamas..

**footstep** · December 10th, 2017, 07:14 AM

Granted.
You discover you have so many friends!
Fed up with all this, you give all your money to Ninja turtles Cie.
So depressed, you finish home alone, with Macauley Culkin running after you.

I wish to be richer than you and happy as the The Trumps.

**old alal** · December 13th, 2017, 07:21 AM

Wish granted, but as you made Mal give all his money to Ninja turtles Cie, being richer than him is not too difficult, you find a coin in the street. As for the second part, again not too difficult, because you get your wish the day a certain Trump is impeached.

i wish all adults with Hereditary ailments think twice before having Children.

**ball7** · December 13th, 2017, 11:56 AM

Wish granted. They do as they are told and think twice and then they fuck.

I wish I had access to a Tardis

**tygrkhat40** · December 13th, 2017, 02:09 PM

Granted. The only problem is that it's the Master's TARDIS. Whereas the Doctor has companions, the Master has minions. There's always the chance that a companion of the Doctor will die accidentally; the odds are that the minion will die a horrible, agonizing death at the hands of the Master.

I wish that all my Christmas plans go off without a hitch.

**bowlinggreen** · December 13th, 2017, 02:40 PM

Deaf Genie grants your wish that all your Christmas plans turn into a bitch. After a screaming row with your relatives at Christmas Eve dinner, you return home to find that the lights on the Christmas tree have shorted and burned your house down.

I wish for Santa to bring me all the presents I wanted as a kid, and never got.

**Sir Honkers** · December 13th, 2017, 09:14 PM

Granted. Happily for you, you have no idea that riding a bike with training wheels has made you the joke of the neighbourhood, or that your friends have stopped coming over because they don't want to play Mousetrap and Hungry Hungry Hippos.
I wish that I'd wake up Christmas morn and find Lexi Belle tied up in Christmas ribbon at the end of my bed.

**ball7** · December 13th, 2017, 11:22 PM

Wish granted. As you unwrap your present. You begin to notice that it's just a cardboard cut out of Lexi. You have been tricked.

I wish that the title of the next James Bond movie will be revealed in 10 days.

**old alal** · December 14th, 2017, 09:19 AM

Wish Granted, the next Bond Film is titled "Revealed In 10 Days"
It is the worst name ever and the film becomes the first Bond to fail at the box office. You never write anything again!

I wish I and all my Family could be in Australia for the Boxing Day Test

Abbie Hunt · December 15th, 2017, 05:36 AM

Wish granted.

Unfortunately, you forgot to specify which part of Australia. You and your family spend Boxing Day somewhere northwest of Koordarrie Station, Western Australia. It's 49 degrees C and the nearest TV, beer, and human habitation are an unknown distance in an unknown direction.

By New Years the ravens have picked your bones and a species of poisonous spider previously unknown to science is nesting in your skull.

I wish for a bottle of Pappy van Winkle 23 year old in my Christmas stocking.

December 9th, 2017, 07:55 AM	#3531
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,704 Times in 57,565 Posts	You discover the wreck but just as You are savouring the treasure,A Great White Shark discovers You.. I wish to be as rich and happy as the Obamas.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 13th, 2017, 07:21 AM	#3533
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish granted, but as you made Mal give all his money to Ninja turtles Cie, being richer than him is not too difficult, you find a coin in the street. As for the second part, again not too difficult, because you get your wish the day a certain Trump is impeached. i wish all adults with Hereditary ailments think twice before having Children. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

December 13th, 2017, 02:09 PM	#3535
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Granted. The only problem is that it's the Master's TARDIS. Whereas the Doctor has companions, the Master has minions. There's always the chance that a companion of the Doctor will die accidentally; the odds are that the minion will die a horrible, agonizing death at the hands of the Master. I wish that all my Christmas plans go off without a hitch. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 13th, 2017, 02:40 PM	#3536
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Deaf Genie grants your wish that all your Christmas plans turn into a bitch. After a screaming row with your relatives at Christmas Eve dinner, you return home to find that the lights on the Christmas tree have shorted and burned your house down. I wish for Santa to bring me all the presents I wanted as a kid, and never got. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

December 14th, 2017, 09:19 AM	#3539
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish Granted, the next Bond Film is titled "Revealed In 10 Days" It is the worst name ever and the film becomes the first Bond to fail at the box office. You never write anything again! I wish I and all my Family could be in Australia for the Boxing Day Test __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

December 10th, 2017, 07:14 AM	#3532
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	Granted. You discover you have so many friends! Fed up with all this, you give all your money to Ninja turtles Cie. So depressed, you finish home alone, with Macauley Culkin running after you. I wish to be richer than you and happy as the The Trumps.

December 13th, 2017, 11:56 AM	#3534
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Wish granted. They do as they are told and think twice and then they fuck. I wish I had access to a Tardis

December 13th, 2017, 09:14 PM	#3537
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,151 Times in 30,298 Posts	Granted. Happily for you, you have no idea that riding a bike with training wheels has made you the joke of the neighbourhood, or that your friends have stopped coming over because they don't want to play Mousetrap and Hungry Hungry Hippos. I wish that I'd wake up Christmas morn and find Lexi Belle tied up in Christmas ribbon at the end of my bed.

December 13th, 2017, 11:22 PM	#3538
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Wish granted. As you unwrap your present. You begin to notice that it's just a cardboard cut out of Lexi. You have been tricked. I wish that the title of the next James Bond movie will be revealed in 10 days.

December 15th, 2017, 05:36 AM	#3540
Abbie Hunt Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 24 Thanks: 4,864 Thanked 220 Times in 24 Posts	Wish granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to specify which part of Australia. You and your family spend Boxing Day somewhere northwest of Koordarrie Station, Western Australia. It's 49 degrees C and the nearest TV, beer, and human habitation are an unknown distance in an unknown direction. By New Years the ravens have picked your bones and a species of poisonous spider previously unknown to science is nesting in your skull. I wish for a bottle of Pappy van Winkle 23 year old in my Christmas stocking.

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