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March 18th, 2011, 09:35 PM | #11 |
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because there always making plans for you and they will not shut up!
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March 19th, 2011, 03:15 AM | #12 |
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Men do stupid things as young men thinking we'll live forever. If we make it past 20 we live with women who make life seem like forever.
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March 19th, 2011, 03:29 PM | #13 |
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March 20th, 2011, 07:33 AM | #14 |
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Agree with Billybunter.More women are presenting with medical problems formerly found mostly in men;stress related illnesses.Hey thats liberation for you.
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March 22nd, 2011, 10:40 PM | #15 |
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Because there is no work like A man's work.
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April 24th, 2011, 06:18 AM | #16 | |
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It is not misogyny; it is experience of the disparity in definitions between the genders. After a days graft a bloke comes home shuts the door and thinks Fuck The World Till Tomorrow. A bit of grub, perhaps a beer then veg out, do what blokes do best, empty their minds..... But women want to relax by talking and as much as we love them that bloody Pink Floyd chorus kicks in Why wont you talk to me You never talk to me What are you thinking What are you feeling Nothing...we are bloke and bloke do not think or if we are thinking we are in the land of loonies putting spaghetti in a knitting machine to make an edible sheet crossing a cow with an octopus so it could milk itself We are the White Knight of Lewis Carroll And his answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve, for I was thinking of a plan to dye ones whiskers green .. etc nobody home so stop knocking but they dont stop |
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April 25th, 2011, 05:19 AM | #17 |
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I think the big reason might be that women have two X chromosomes, which is a huge, huge advantage. If something goes wrong with one chromosome, it can be counteracted by the other (men are screwed in this regard). Women also have less iron stored due to all those years of menstruation, so it takes longer for heart-related issues to really hit. Also, it's stressed to women early on that being pretty is important, so they're probably more likely to practice good eating and exercising habits.
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December 29th, 2011, 03:43 AM | #19 |
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mainly because the most hysterically funny thing for a woman is to put her freeezing cold feet on a bloke when he is half asleep and least expecting it.Close to a heart attack, gritting teeth with anger and swallowing bile year after year, muttering "Roll on death and merciful release"
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December 29th, 2011, 05:49 PM | #20 |
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Because women allways want to have the last word...
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