The corrupt a wish game - Page 236

time_killer · April 2nd, 2015, 01:54 PM

I wish to be king of the world with all the perks and none of the responsibilities.[/QUOTE]

Your wish was granted but, You find out that cancer has raved your body and you die within a week even before you find out what all the perks are.

I wish for total power and control over all creation, to be immortal for all time. Literally with the power, understanding and peace of God himself. Unable to be affected my mankind, or circumstances.

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2015, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by time_killer

I wish for total power and control over all creation, to be immortal for all time. Literally with the power, understanding and peace of God himself. Unable to be affected my mankind, or circumstances.

Granted .
Although having previously been merely human the universal understanding you acquire is too much for your ego to successfully process without becoming terrified. In a panic you seek to wish the flood of knowledge away but end up wishing yourself into a puff (I said puff) of unthinking nothingness.

Although some do say on a clear night the skid mark you left can still be see close to Uranus

Wish I had a pint glass that magically refilled itself with icy cold Belgian beer every time it was emptied

time_killer · April 2nd, 2015, 03:38 PM

Granted....
You enjoy your icy cold beverage from years until you find yourself a jobless, loveless and homeless alcoholic dying of liver failure.

I wish I had as many wishes as I want through my whole life.

"there! screw that one up! Cause the last one was just silly. I was untouchable!!!"

larry74403 · April 2nd, 2015, 04:30 PM

[QUOTE=time_killer;3242124]
I wish I had as many wishes as I want through my whole life.
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Congratulations. The great and powerful Jinn has granted you unlimited wishes. After only two days of unrestricted wishing you corrupt and unmake reality. You find yourself floating in the endless void alone and unable to die. Because of course you wished for immortality at one point. Welcome to oblivion.

I wish that all of us were safely on another timeline.

**HugoHackenbush** · April 9th, 2015, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by larry74403

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I wish that all of us were safely on another timeline.

Granted. All who have posted in this thread are now on the official Hugo Hackenbush timeline, where I am the omniscient and all powerful ruler of everything and everywhere, and you all must do my bidding.

I wish to now open the bidding on how much you wish to pay me to get off of my timeline.

**old alal** · April 10th, 2015, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. All who have posted in this thread are now on the official Hugo Hackenbush timeline, where I am the omniscient and all powerful ruler of everything and everywhere, and you all must do my bidding.

I wish to now open the bidding on how much you wish to pay me to get off of my timeline.

Granted. I would pay 1 (insert local currency here) to be freed from the hugo timeline, I do not look good in black and white. Although if the Standish hugo comes from is the same one I know, I imagine the payment would be in Pies.

I'll bid 1 Wigan Kebab

I wish I could unsay some things I shouldn't have said.

**Sir Honkers** · June 29th, 2015, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could unsay some things I shouldn't have said.

Granted. Having unsaid them you don't need to make the wish you wished and consequently disappear up the rectum of your own paradox.
I wish I used all the hours I waste on the internet for more productive ends.

**sweatyhat** · August 25th, 2015, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish I used all the hours I waste on the internet for more productive ends.

Granted.
You're forced to spend that time in a Bangladeshi sweatshop making Nike clothing for $0.14 per hour.

I wish children were born with adult voices.

larry74403 · August 26th, 2015, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish children were born with adult voices.

Granted. As your child is being born. It starts screaming in terror at the fact it's dragging its face along its mothers clit. Then starts heinously cursing everyone in the room.
I wish I could bring an 18 year old Traci Lords to the future to fuck me and make me a sandwich.

**tygrkhat40** · August 26th, 2015, 07:31 PM

Granted. Traci convinces everyone that you were totally responsible for her underage porn career and you've got a two pound shit sandwich on your hands.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

April 2nd, 2015, 01:54 PM	#2351
time_killer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 442 Thanks: 8,246 Thanked 3,603 Times in 366 Posts	I wish to be king of the world with all the perks and none of the responsibilities.[/QUOTE] Your wish was granted but, You find out that cancer has raved your body and you die within a week even before you find out what all the perks are. I wish for total power and control over all creation, to be immortal for all time. Literally with the power, understanding and peace of God himself. Unable to be affected my mankind, or circumstances. __________________ looking for pics & fakes of Nancy Kovack, Elvira, Lynda Carter, Stella Stevens, Dawn Wells, Mitzi Gaynor, Lilly Munster, Dolly Parton, Tina Louise, Pat Priest, Adrienne Barbeau,

April 2nd, 2015, 03:38 PM	#2353
time_killer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 442 Thanks: 8,246 Thanked 3,603 Times in 366 Posts	Granted.... You enjoy your icy cold beverage from years until you find yourself a jobless, loveless and homeless alcoholic dying of liver failure. I wish I had as many wishes as I want through my whole life. "there! screw that one up! Cause the last one was just silly. I was untouchable!!!" __________________ looking for pics & fakes of Nancy Kovack, Elvira, Lynda Carter, Stella Stevens, Dawn Wells, Mitzi Gaynor, Lilly Munster, Dolly Parton, Tina Louise, Pat Priest, Adrienne Barbeau,

April 2nd, 2015, 04:30 PM	#2354
larry74403 Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: North West Arkansas, United States of America Posts: 99 Thanks: 10,418 Thanked 733 Times in 83 Posts	[QUOTE=time_killer;3242124] I wish I had as many wishes as I want through my whole life. QUOTE] Congratulations. The great and powerful Jinn has granted you unlimited wishes. After only two days of unrestricted wishing you corrupt and unmake reality. You find yourself floating in the endless void alone and unable to die. Because of course you wished for immortality at one point. Welcome to oblivion. I wish that all of us were safely on another timeline. __________________ “Let them judge me solely by the cunning of my mind, the strength of my spirit, and the accuracy of my eye and hand. And let that be my legacy...” To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts	Granted. Traci convinces everyone that you were totally responsible for her underage porn career and you've got a two pound shit sandwich on your hands. I wish for a good night's sleep. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.