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June 2nd, 2013, 04:59 AM | #1 |
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Dumbest line ever in a movie
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For me, Mickey Rooney in Going My Way (1939): "I know that if I work hard and try to control my instincts, I can get ahead in life."
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060588/ When he plainly wasn't Although from Flash Gordon this reallllllllly dumb interplay Colonel of Battle Control Room: General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching. Kala: What do you mean 'Flash Gordon approaching'? |
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When Rick says to Ilsa, "Someday you'll understand." She followed her husband through occupied Europe and he says "someday" you'll understand the sacrifices made? If she hasn't figured it out by now, she's not worthy of either Rick or Victor.
And I've always thought "hill of beans" is a stupid expression.
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A hill of beans in colloquial American is a symbol for something of trifling value, as in expressions like “it ain’t worth a hill of beans”. Its most famous appearance, which brought it to the notice of a wide international public, was at the end of the film Casablanca, in which Humphrey Bogart says to Ingrid Bergman, “Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world”.
The mundane bean has for at least eight centuries been regarded as the epitome of worthlessness. Even if you know how many beans make five you are unlikely to consider any one of them to be valuable. Part of the strength of the fairy tale of Jack and the Beanstalk is the contrast between the valueless beans Jack was given in exchange for the cow and the riches revealed by the full-grown beanstalk. The expanded formula of a hill of beans is American. From the evidence, it seems to have appeared in the modern sense about 1860. It is yet another example of the expansive hyperbole so typical of US English in that period. An example from rather later is in The Indiscretions of Archie by P G Wodehouse: “Here have I been kicking because you weren’t a real burglar, when it doesn’t amount to a hill of beans whether you are or not”. The original sense of hill of beans was literal. For example, a book on rural affairs by one J J Thomas dated around 1858 used it in describing how to grow lima beans: “A strong wire is stretched from the tops of posts placed at a distance from each other; and to this wire two diverging cords from each hill of beans are attached”. A little drawing alongside makes clear that the writer is referring to the mounding along the row of bean seeds. It would seem that this is the origin of the phrase, and that it was then applied figuratively to the illogical idea that if one bean was worthless, a whole hill of them would be even more so.
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pretty much any line from the movie Dumb and Dumber would fit here
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