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March 14th, 2018, 07:50 PM
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Jenny once visited a sport's research institute where she discovered she had a eight litre lung capacity.
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March 14th, 2018, 08:08 PM
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Jenny once had unprocted sex with The Green Bay Packers
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March 14th, 2018, 08:34 PM
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Ball7 woke up with thousands of green spots on his johnson. Horrified, he ran to the doc and asked the worst: "Will it fall off?"
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March 14th, 2018, 09:13 PM
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March 14th, 2018, 09:13 PM
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Trailmaster used to be a member of the IRA aka the Irish Radio Amateurs
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March 14th, 2018, 09:34 PM
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March 14th, 2018, 09:46 PM
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Last week, Brecht finally married his longtime girlfriend, they have been dating since kindergarden, had their first kiss at his first birthday and consumate their love on her 50 birthday and got married on her 51th.
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March 15th, 2018, 12:14 PM
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tygrkhat40 went to Greece for a holiday, actually expecting Anal
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March 15th, 2018, 07:40 PM
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tygrkhat40 drank too much ouzo while in Greece. This caused him to pass out face down and have his first anal experience. Since he was unconscious, he doesn't know whether he enjoyed or disliked it.
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March 15th, 2018, 07:41 PM
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Palo5 is not holding my kids hostage
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