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Old 08-18-2017, 12:08 PM   #1
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Lightbulb I`m so childish that ......

This is the t-shirt I`m wearing at the time of typing



A thread that our very own Streets came up with really but who kindly let me start it.
As out of the both of us thinks I might be just a tiny bit more childish than he is
Maybe

So how childish are you
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:35 PM   #2
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So how childish are you
Me How childish am I

Well, since you asked

I gave the thread a 5 star rating before even reading a word of the opening post Mate I act before I think And like a child am pissed off the stars won't show up until more kids vote.
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:55 PM   #3
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Well I`m so childish and senti-mental
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That I bought myself with money I "Earned".
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Old 08-18-2017, 01:00 PM   #4
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Back in 1989, when I was 10, for Christmas that year my parents gave me some Garfield teddies has a present.
One was one of him dressed in his pyjamas holding Pooky (his own teddy bear) and the other is of him dressed has Santa Claws sitting in a chimmy.

I had those for years. Unfortunately the one in his pyjamas has long since disappeared somewhere.

However, I still have the other one though (the one of him has Santa Claws). He's a bit tatty and covered in dust, and now sits on my bookshelf.

Seeing how that is an ORIGINAL Garfield toy there's no way I'm getting rid of him.
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Old 08-18-2017, 01:08 PM   #5
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Still have a full set of Enid Blyton "Famous Five" books - hardback and all with original dust covers. Still have a set of Meccano and some Airfix Betta builder.

My daft sister bought me a pyjama case in the shape of Teletubby Laa-Laa and I do occasionally use it.

And I never stopped watching Warner Bros. cartoons - nothing funnier.

I am not ashamed - fun is fun at any age.
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Old 08-18-2017, 01:13 PM   #6
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And I never stopped watching Warner Bros. cartoons - nothing funnier.

I am not ashamed - fun is fun at any age.
The Warner Bros. cartoons were never meant for children anyway..I'm so childish that I just had to point that out...
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Old 08-18-2017, 01:24 PM   #7
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Yep! Favourite moment - Yosemite Sam falling down a flight of stone stairs while inside a suit of armour in "From Hare to Heir".

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The Warner Bros. cartoons
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They're documentaries

Me ......



where it says flip up child seat ... Missus has asked me to get in on mare than one occasion I tried once
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Old 08-18-2017, 01:50 PM   #9
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I gave the thread a 5 star rating before even reading a word of the opening post Mate I act before I think And like a child am pissed off the stars won't show up until more kids vote.
Sandhunter is so childish ,
He gave this thread a 1 star rating. just because he could
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