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Old 03-13-2018, 09:52 PM   #5621
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Ketchup, Peanut butter ? On a Hot dog ? What kind of maniac are You ?

Peanut Butter on Hot Dogs, Yes or Hell No! ?
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:42 AM   #5622
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Hell no.

Tulips or roses?
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Gin. Tomato sauce and mustard.
Marmalade, jam or honey on toast for breakfast.
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Marmalade

Sex in the morning or in the evening

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Sex in the morning or in the evening
Evening (That way don't have to get out of bed to steam clean my dentures )

Telekinesis ,

Maybe real Or All in the mind ?
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all in the mind

Toast or Waffles
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Waffles.

Texas hold 'em or five card draw?
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five card draw

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