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Old 07-07-2014, 06:01 PM   #1
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As a change of pace,Here's a thread for pictures,stories,gifs,Youtube links even that are well.creepy,I'm not looking for gore or things jumping out(Any "Screamers" will be removed),I'm talking about things that are quietly unsettling,Things that linger unpleasantly in the mind.As an illustration and apertif,Here are some two line horror stories,Short and unpleasant..
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Old 07-07-2014, 06:50 PM   #2
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There is nothing quite like the thought of being alone in a building at night....and then finding out in the middle the night, that you are not!



It has happened to me three times, it is an unnerving experience!
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:06 PM   #3
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Creepy Girl In Hotel Hallway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wJzo5v8wYQ
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Old 07-08-2014, 12:14 AM   #4
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I saw this video months ago and it gave me a tingly feeling on my head it's about a camera catching a door opening and slamming and other creepy things happening, two dogs are the only one's alone in the house.


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Creepiest story I recall reading was of a man walking in a remote, unnamed European country. The Innkeeper where he was staying suggested a route for a walk, but warned him against entering a ruined tower which he would encounter on the route, as it was dangerously unsafe.

The man duly took the route and on a glorious summer afternoon encountered the tower. It was circular and clearly allowed spectacular views of the landscape from its top. He looked in the ruined doorway and saw a circular flight of steps going upwards. There were no windows so it was a bit gloomy, although the light from the opening at the top of the tower filtered down. It all looked peaceful and interesting and appeared to be a very sturdy structure.

Ignoring the advice, he started to climb the staircase, counting to himself as he went. At step 81 he reached the platform at the top and was rewarded by a fabulous panorama of the landscape around him and studied it for a long time. He was so engrossed in this he realised that the afternoon was waning and evening approaching. He wanted to watch the sunset - which was going to be spectacular - but decided not to in order to avoid having to get back to his Inn in the dark.

He descended the staircase, again counting as he went to break the monotony. 10. 11. 12...

It got darker as he descended but he could feel his way without difficulty, still counting. 41. 42. 43....

He began to feel hungry and wondered what he would have for dinner that night. The food at the Inn was first class and he ran the menu through his mind as he continued to descend, counting as he went.

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