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Old 03-13-2018, 10:23 PM   #5611
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Ketchup, mustard or peanut butter on a hot dog?
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Ketchup, Peanut butter ? On a Hot dog ? What kind of maniac are You ?

Peanut Butter on Hot Dogs, Yes or Hell No! ?
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Old 03-14-2018, 04:42 AM   #5614
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Tulips or roses?
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Old 03-14-2018, 08:45 AM   #5615
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Gin. Tomato sauce and mustard.
Marmalade, jam or honey on toast for breakfast.
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Sex in the morning or in the evening

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Old 03-14-2018, 02:56 PM   #5619
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Sex in the morning or in the evening
Evening (That way don't have to get out of bed to steam clean my dentures )

Telekinesis ,

Maybe real Or All in the mind ?
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