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Old 03-11-2018, 11:30 AM   #1941
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Just think. My dumps might right now be turning into giant alligators in the Chicago sewers. Maybe that's what happened to the missing sewer workers!

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Old 03-11-2018, 03:04 PM   #1942
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Big Grin Uh huh that`s how brutal my last poo was , even the host couldn't cope with the movie title I went with

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Just think. My dumps might right now be turning into giant alligators in the Chicago sewers. Maybe that's what happened to the missing sewer workers


Funny thing is as giant alligators they're actually less deadly (and they certainly smell better)
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Old 03-12-2018, 11:52 AM   #1944
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And a special edition it was, I'll spare you the details
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Forgot about this thread this morning. I had a whole lot of chocolate ice cream yesterday and wouldn't you know it, out it comes this morning all sticky and gross. It might be because my old guts just don't work quite right anymore!

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Old 03-14-2018, 11:12 AM   #1950
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