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Old 03-11-2018, 01:16 AM   #761
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Q. Why so many questions about God? Are you trying to wake him up ?
A: No, he's always grumpy at the beginning.

Q: Remember what he did in the Old Testament?
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Q: Remember what he did in the Old Testament?

A: Some Sea parting went on, for sure


Q: Have you ever been to a Harvester ?
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:48 AM   #763
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Nope, but everybody knows you never goes to a Harvester more than once in your lifetime

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No my wife seduced him, he's such a posing prick

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Yep, that is Mick

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A: Yes (if you have BIG Boobies)

B: Hot Chocolate or Cappucino ?
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Neither. But since I have to choose I take the cappucino and pours it into the cake mix.

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A. No which is odd as I sleep with an inflatable one

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A: Not a chance.

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Paul O'Grady obviously.

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