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Old 02-26-2018, 11:03 AM   #161
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As don't want it to depreciate in value .



That's showing maturity thinking of the future
A sad day Please open it
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Old 02-26-2018, 01:22 PM   #162
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(Typed in a Scotch accent ) "I tried Mate , Mod know`s a`tried only cann`eee do it "

Butt in compromise opened this one instead



Not that I have a collection of fast food toys ,



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Old 02-26-2018, 02:19 PM   #163
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Old 03-01-2018, 02:06 PM   #164
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Just made a cigar for The Comedian



True story.
A friend sent the figure to me as a gift only the one thing it was missing was that.
Anyway no problem as used a toothpick and paints.
Plus a sneaky bit of blue tack to attach.



While I had them out (The paints that is) took the opportunity to make a mini one for Comedian Jnr .



Uh huh , exactly.



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Old 03-02-2018, 01:26 PM   #165
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Am really pleased while going through a box (Yep still sorting "Stuff" to keep / sell or donate) found Vintage Skeleton Warriors Grimskull (1994) ,



No my original username Greenskull wasn't influenced by him.
Because if I`d thought (It could happen ) of him at the time I`d have rightly named me-self Grimskull



Only pee in the ointment is last year found his solid staff (Oooo`er) weapon , but not remembering what it was. Uggggh , included it in a bag for charity (Bugger nuts !).



Still even without if he looks darn dashing , plus at least I've got his loyal pooch Brittle

... Ahem yes ... Just came up with the name Brittle.

That`s how childish I am
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:03 PM   #166
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Stonkingly pleased I've found this chap



Hey

When you`re constantly on the move as much as I am , to avoid exes plus the child support agency Sometimes beloved things get hurriedly packed and lost Although never lost in a true sense. Since technically I know everything is in boxes and safe



Course I`d be doubly happy if I`d found his Brother at the same time.
No problem though.
As that result will happen, then be the perfect excuse for yet another childish post
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Am really pleased while going through a box (Yep still sorting "Stuff" to keep / sell or donate) found Vintage Skeleton Warriors Grimskull (1994) ,



No my original username Greenskull wasn't influenced by him.
Because if I`d thought (It could happen ) of him at the time I`d have rightly named me-self Grimskull



Only pee in the ointment is last year found his solid staff (Oooo`er) weapon , but not remembering what it was. Uggggh , included it in a bag for charity (Bugger nuts !).



Still even without if he looks darn dashing , plus at least I've got his loyal pooch Brittle

... Ahem yes ... Just came up with the name Brittle.

That`s how childish I am
Skeleton Warriors was a great show. Tony Jay was too good for this world.
Grimskull was my favorit.
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I didn't know it was a show Bally

Since was only a newborn in 1994 don't forgot

Looks a great show indeed.

Am jipped all over again about mistakenly giving his weapon to charity now
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Since was only a newborn in 1994 don't forgot

Looks a great show indeed.

Am jipped all over again about mistakenly giving his weapon to charity now
CHARITY!!!!
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CHARITY!!!!
You`re upset , how do you think I`m coping with the pain

I have to live with myself

Plus once every three months risk catching sight of myself while showering

Why yes , am self (Burp) medicating

Course there is the slim (No relation ) chance mistaken. That instead of putting it into that bag I took to the rainbow trust charity. Left it out and is mislaid somewhere. Doubt it though. Ugggggh. So annoying. As having checked prices the figure complete is worth twice as much if with weapon (Although his pooch is the rarest). Not that I`d ever sell him.
Butt still

"Darrrrrrn you MaxJokeeeeeer !"


Annnnyway

The rediscovery of today is my reserve key chain and Joker pin ,



Too right huzzah as they`re going in my keepsakes holdall
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