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603. You can't grow good hotdogs indoors.
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605, computers in the future constantly beep
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606: Magnifying a grainy, blurred CCTV image fifty times will reveal a crystal clear image of the face of a fleeing assailant reflected off an adjoining shopfront window.
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607. In the far east, each gang member patiently waits his turn to attack the good guy.
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608. Any bladed weapon or club makes loud swishing noises when waved around, far louder than any other ambient noise.
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609, in a cowboy gunfight, bullets will always make the ricochet sound even if there's nothing around for the bullets to bounce off of.
610, you will always sit up after having a nightmare, but it's all part of the dream and the killer will still get you, and then you sit up again. |
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611=Nearly every Superhero movie these days (Spiderman, Iron Man, Thor, The Fantastic Four, The Green Lantern, etc) will have Stan Lee making a brief cameo somewhere in it.
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612. Every superhero these days is an emo whiner.
(Except Ironman, who deals with his angst the old-fashioned way, with booze). |
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an emo whiner? What is that?
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