Women jokes - Page 63

MaxJoker · September 18th, 2018, 06:30 PM

I've nothing against feminists just wish they`d channel their energies into something ultimately beneficial ,

Like cooking and cleaning.

MaxJoker · September 21st, 2018, 04:05 PM

Just started going out with a girl who has eczema ,

Sure she's no supermodel ,

Has got a cracking pair of tits though.

MaxJoker · September 23rd, 2018, 02:33 PM

Wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions ,

Butt don't worry... I'll return.

**Mal Hombre** · September 23rd, 2018, 03:46 PM

I told My date that Her short skirt didn't case the involuntary erection,It just made it more obvious..

MaxJoker · September 23rd, 2018, 04:35 PM

Girlfriend woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning ,

Really love marker pens .

MaxJoker · September 24th, 2018, 05:56 PM

Wife told me she really wanted a cat although knowing I`m allergic was willing to compromise ,

So we only have three.

**DoctorWho** · September 26th, 2018, 02:19 AM

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden
the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells

"Super Pussy!"

The old man looks at her and says "I think I'll have the soup."

**DoctorWho** · September 26th, 2018, 02:30 AM

Whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

**DoctorWho** · September 26th, 2018, 02:39 AM

Why do blondes wear ponytails?

To hide the valve stem!

**DoctorWho** · September 26th, 2018, 03:04 AM

An office executive was interviewing a blonde for an assistant's position.
Wanting to find out a little about her personality, he asks
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

The Blonde thinks about it long and hard.. Then answers...

"I'd have to say the living one."

September 18th, 2018, 06:30 PM	#621
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September 21st, 2018, 04:05 PM	#622
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	What , Too visual ? Just started going out with a girl who has eczema , Sure she's no supermodel , Has got a cracking pair of tits though. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 23rd, 2018, 02:33 PM	#623
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions , Butt don't worry... I'll return. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 23rd, 2018, 03:46 PM	#624
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,651 Times in 57,562 Posts	I told My date that Her short skirt didn't case the involuntary erection,It just made it more obvious.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 23rd, 2018, 04:35 PM	#625
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Girlfriend woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning , Really love marker pens . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 24th, 2018, 05:56 PM	#626
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Wife told me she really wanted a cat although knowing I`m allergic was willing to compromise , So we only have three. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 26th, 2018, 02:19 AM	#627
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man looks at her and says "I think I'll have the soup." __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 26th, 2018, 02:30 AM	#628
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	Whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 26th, 2018, 02:39 AM	#629
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem! __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 26th, 2018, 03:04 AM	#630
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	An office executive was interviewing a blonde for an assistant's position. Wanting to find out a little about her personality, he asks "If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?" The Blonde thinks about it long and hard.. Then answers... "I'd have to say the living one." __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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